Love makes you do the wacky.

Willow ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 6:20:21 pm PDT #4639 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Hey. Mr. Jane is passing out, do you think after suggesting several possibilities, I tell him it might be THE SIX PACK OF BEER!?!


Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2007 6:25:41 pm PDT #4640 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You could also suggest the big bag of sand.


beth b - Apr 11, 2007 6:28:03 pm PDT #4641 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

When you drop a bag of sand on your head...


Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 6:29:00 pm PDT #4642 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We swept most of it up, but I see some under his chair. So, perhaps a shot of sand.

If you could have seen him yelling at me through the bathroom door, " WHERE DID THE SAND COME FROM!?!"


Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 6:30:36 pm PDT #4643 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Mr. Jane would like y'all to know, this is not funny at all.

Except for the part where it is.


Amy - Apr 11, 2007 6:39:48 pm PDT #4644 of 10003
Because books.

What was the big bag of sand for, DJ?


Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 6:48:56 pm PDT #4645 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We have a zen garden my sister gave me before she knew me. It was the extra sand.


Amy - Apr 11, 2007 6:56:26 pm PDT #4646 of 10003
Because books.

We have a zen garden my sister gave me before she knew me.

Heh.


beth b - Apr 11, 2007 7:05:06 pm PDT #4647 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

so the sand is only sand...


billytea - Apr 11, 2007 7:09:20 pm PDT #4648 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

so the sand is only sand...

It's zen sand! It's very calming!