Mr. Jane would like y'all to know, this is not funny at all.
Except for the part where it is.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Mr. Jane would like y'all to know, this is not funny at all.
Except for the part where it is.
What was the big bag of sand for, DJ?
We have a zen garden my sister gave me before she knew me. It was the extra sand.
We have a zen garden my sister gave me before she knew me.
Heh.
so the sand is only sand...
so the sand is only sand...
It's zen sand! It's very calming!
BT! Congrats for having your beautiful wife home with you finally!
It's zen sand! It's very calming!
Unless you have to sweep it up. Then it's all, "No that's your dog!"
BT! Congrats for having your beautiful wife home with you finally!
Well, thank you. She's quite tickled that a bunch of people who live halfway round the world are taking such an interest.
So when are you visiting Melbourne? Who wants to be first to meet my lovely wife?
I DO!!!
Now buy me a ticket.