When you drop a bag of sand on your head...
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - Apr 11, 2007 6:28:03 pm PDT #4641 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 6:29:00 pm PDT #4642 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
We swept most of it up, but I see some under his chair. So, perhaps a shot of sand.
If you could have seen him yelling at me through the bathroom door, " WHERE DID THE SAND COME FROM!?!"
Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 6:30:36 pm PDT #4643 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Mr. Jane would like y'all to know, this is not funny at all.
Except for the part where it is.
Amy - Apr 11, 2007 6:39:48 pm PDT #4644 of 10003
Because books.
What was the big bag of sand for, DJ?
Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 6:48:56 pm PDT #4645 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
We have a zen garden my sister gave me before she knew me. It was the extra sand.
Amy - Apr 11, 2007 6:56:26 pm PDT #4646 of 10003
Because books.
We have a zen garden my sister gave me before she knew me.
Heh.
beth b - Apr 11, 2007 7:05:06 pm PDT #4647 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
so the sand is only sand...
billytea - Apr 11, 2007 7:09:20 pm PDT #4648 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
so the sand is only sand...
It's zen sand! It's very calming!
Pix - Apr 11, 2007 7:19:17 pm PDT #4649 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.
BT! Congrats for having your beautiful wife home with you finally!
Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2007 7:23:03 pm PDT #4650 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
It's zen sand! It's very calming!
Unless you have to sweep it up. Then it's all, "No that's your dog!"