The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Mar 12, 2007 4:19:41 am PDT #350 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Do they leave your cake out in the rain?


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 4:32:18 am PDT #351 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do they leave your cake out in the rain?

Don't taunt Jessica - she'll never have that recipe again....


vw bug - Mar 12, 2007 4:41:33 am PDT #352 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Nora Deirdre - Mar 12, 2007 4:45:56 am PDT #353 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh! Kathy- I agree that popping popcorn in the big pot over the stove is SO DELICIOUS. Tom made some a couple weeks ago and it was like heaven. I was a bit startled at how good it was- it was like whoa, simple pleasures!

He sprinkled Old Bay on his popcorn, but I kept it traditional.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 12, 2007 4:54:18 am PDT #354 of 10003
What is even happening?

I didn't do it, Laura. I swear. I wouldn't have sent this ick to people I don't like, never mind people I love.

All right. I'm going to complain now. I don't need hairpats, or hugs, or even sympathy. I need to vent and get it off my chest, and move forward. This is angry venting, not poor poor pitiful me venting.

The other day, y'all knew how my back was behaving badly, right? The next day, my right thigh muscle felt like a rock. It was painfully sore, as if I'd undertaken a strenous exercise program the day before. But I hadn't. It hurt to do everything, but I didn't mention it here, because I know I'm sick of listening to me, so y'all must be, too.

I believe I hurt it in an effort not to hurt my back more, and that's okay. The day after, it was a little sore, but better. TODAY, I hurt (re-hurt) my neck. I either slept wrong on my magical pillow (although it felt okay when I first woke up), or turned my head wrong (when I finally decided to get up, because my lower back was hurting), or something.

Now my shoulder hurts too. I am wearing my collar and am going to have to get off the computer because typing seems to be exacerbating it. This would be okay, because I have plenty to do, and am I'm used to the neck thing, and it will get better eventually... BUT I haven't had a non assachey day in over a month, now, so I'm getting that nibbled to death by ducks feeling. AND ALSO?

I came up with the best idea for a story, this morning. Better than I've had in two years, and easier to write than the one I came up with two years ago. And now I can't write it because of all the duck nibbles.

If it wouldn't require a trip to a butcher, I'd make roast duck tonight, just for the metaphorical revenge.


Ginger - Mar 12, 2007 4:59:33 am PDT #355 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm sorry, Cindy. Pain just wears you down.

My mother is much better today. She's off the catheter. They're going to let her eat something. More importantly, they're going to let her have coffee.


DavidS - Mar 12, 2007 5:00:16 am PDT #356 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'd make roast duck tonight, just for the metaphorical revenge.

See, people think revenge tastes sweet, but apparently it tastes like duck.

Looks like an all around craptastic Monday morning in Buffistaland today. Might be a good day to crawl into the bunker and shut the door.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 12, 2007 5:01:10 am PDT #357 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ugh, Cindy. I know very well that feeling of JUST FREAKING WORK STUPID BODY AND STOP HURTING.

I wish I could bring you a duck. Also, where is your butcher? (because I don't have one except for the dudes at Whole Foods)


vw bug - Mar 12, 2007 5:03:45 am PDT #358 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Cindy. That totally sucks. You so need a break!

You know what I'm in love with? The little individual veggie trays by Green Giant. They are just my favorite things ever. Right now. I can make one individual serving just for me. It's so perfect. Why did no one thing of this earlier?

Also, individual bags of microwave popcorn.

Finally. Someone is thinking of the singles.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 12, 2007 5:04:56 am PDT #359 of 10003
What is even happening?

Ginger, that's so good to read. I'm so happy for her and for you. Did the intestinal blockage resolve itself?

Looks like an all around craptastic Monday morning in Buffistaland today. Might be a good day to crawl into the bunker and shut the door.
I totally would, but I cringe to think what muscle I'd pull doing that.