If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Apr 03, 2007 1:42:13 am PDT #3468 of 10003
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Nice Jilli article! In CANADA! That's two of my Very Favourite Things right there!

Juliana - teh gorgeous. Which we knew, but - gah.

P-C, I'm entirely bemused by your Mum. I think if she ever met MY mum, there'd be some kind of enormous explosion - she's like the AntiMyMum.

Meanwhile, I'd like to point your collective attention to the following assertion on one of the websites I'm perusing for accommodation in Delhi:

Graffiti in the rooms add to their grandeur and enhance the aura of each room.

This is the sound of my mind boggling.

Pointedly ignores the whole Disturbing Talk About Prince Charles Sex Dreams.


Volans - Apr 03, 2007 2:59:18 am PDT #3469 of 10003
move out and draw fire

Fay, a friend of mine sent me the JetLag travel guide to Phaic Tan, and I keep thinking you need to read it. I haven't been in SE Asia for years, and it's still spot-on funny.

{{{Teddy}}} That's not bad for a 13yo cat, but I imagine it's not comfy.

We have to get a second car for living in the States. Fortunately, the one we have is paid off. Unfortunately, I don't think there's any way to justify buying a Miata, what with the baby. Is there?


Cass - Apr 03, 2007 3:07:31 am PDT #3470 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Fun. What are you going to do?
Freak out?

No, there is an adult answer somewhere in me.

Ima nap and try again.

I have the whole power over his medical care and everything. Which isn't new at all, because I have had that since birth. But still, human, in my thrall. For a week. *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

It's going to be good.


SailAweigh - Apr 03, 2007 3:45:39 am PDT #3471 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Gronk. Double gronk, even. We had a massive thunderstorm here last night. With lightning. One strike was so hard and so close the condo shook like a rat in a terrier's mouth. If I hadn't have known better it felt almost like an earthquake. I think I got about four hours sleep. Did I mention the gronk?


Sparky1 - Apr 03, 2007 4:00:09 am PDT #3472 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Sail, you didn't need to mention the gronk because I'm up to my ears in gronk. The seder last night went to midnight -- note to self: don't ever go to a seder again where everyone in the room either went to law school or policy school. Those are the kind of people debate everything, at length, over and over again, in the hope of solving all the world's problems while drunk on the ritual wine. And then they sing.


SailAweigh - Apr 03, 2007 4:03:01 am PDT #3473 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::passes the gronk over to Sparky::

::keeps the coffee for herself::


Fred Pete - Apr 03, 2007 4:05:55 am PDT #3474 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Thanks for the kitty-thoughts. His appetite seems healthy, and he even took his first night's pill without too much fuss. He does seem to be drinking more water than usual, but that'll only flush things out, so I'm cautiously optimistic.


SailAweigh - Apr 03, 2007 4:10:17 am PDT #3475 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Yay for Teddy, Fred Pete! He needs to talk to Sean's cat about being mellow for pills.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 4:11:05 am PDT #3476 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gronk. Double gronk, even. We had a massive thunderstorm here last night. With lightning. One strike was so hard and so close the condo shook like a rat in a terrier's mouth. If I hadn't have known better it felt almost like an earthquake. I think I got about four hours sleep. Did I mention the gronk?

I was watching those storms on radar go North of us. But I think we're about to get some thunderstorms in the next few minutes (Evanston, anyway).


SailAweigh - Apr 03, 2007 4:23:48 am PDT #3477 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

It must have been a heck of a front, tommy. It started around 8-9pm and didn't stop until well after 3am. I know because I looked at the clock wondering when I'd be able to get some sleep. At least if you get it in the day, it's not going to cause you too many problems!