'Help'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Yay SA! Yay Raq!
I'm extremely close to my family, and I don't just mean my dh and kids. Because I was an only child, my parents took extra care to make sure I was close to my cousins, growing up. We're very close to Scott's family, too.
We are close to both of our families. We live our lives differently, but we respect each others choices. We are fortunate to have only fun crazy family. Now we would have picked different people for our siblings to marry in a couple cases, but hey, thier lives.
Is there some scary-ass immigration employee, on a mission from God to fuck up all future generations, handing this selfsame script to all non-USian parents as they cross our border?No. They smuggle it in, in their baggage.
(Bah dah dah)
She's not American. She's in India.
She's in Texas.
I am totally making that recipe, Ginger. Awesome.
She's in Texas.
Okay, but you have to admit it's hard to think of her as a Texan.
Might as well surrender to destiny.
And date Caroline Dhavernas?
I like this plan.
WAIK;TNC
I have no earthly idea what this means.
On an unrelated note, I was going through old diary entries, and I found the way I expressed a key moment of self-awareness. March 29, 2003. I like it:
I'm feeling strangely content with who I am, faults and all. I'm a romantic and an asshole, an idealist and a cynic, a hero and a loser, smart and stupid, sweet and spiteful, thoughtful and lazy. Word to your mother.
Hec, did you honestly think my mom was in India? I thought you were joking.
Is it time to go home yet? My stomach hurts from eating a too-greasy burger at lunch and I'm tired of thinking and trying to sound official and authoritative, but fair.
Silverplate isn't pure silver; it's some other base metal with silver electroplated onto it as a coating. It it therefore cheaper than pure silver, but it can tarnish just the same. It's more durable (fork tines and knife blades don't tend to bend or break off).
I am in love with Raq's tag:
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses to Cancelling Firefly
P-C, I think Hec was right in the sense that, psychologically, your mother is still in (and may never leave) India.
WAIK;TNC = Who Am I Kidding; That Never Closes