Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Mar 22, 2007 8:24:43 am PDT #1885 of 10003
Compassionately intolerant

Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious!

Nibbling off both ends of the Red Vine and using it as a straw to suck up the Mr. Pibb? Crazier Delicious!

Plus, Red Vines are produced in my hometown...let us speak no more of Twizzlers, the poncy also-ran!


javachik - Mar 22, 2007 8:27:10 am PDT #1886 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Plus, there would be no one but me around when I'm working, so I could plot and work out scenes for the book while I'm there, and probably use my MP3 player.

I read this as "I could smoke pot and work out."

AmyLiz, I think it sounds great, even without the doobies!


Atropa - Mar 22, 2007 8:35:18 am PDT #1887 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is it true, this rumor I hear that it's Peev the Adorable's birthday?

It is true!

(When we went out to the car this morning, I looked at the ground and Saw Something, which meant I was able to give him the first four-leaf clover of the season on his birthday. I'm very pleased about that.)

Oodles of moving ~ma to the Miracleborns. I'm not *thrilled* with the notion of you folks moving even! farther! away!, but I want you to be happy.


Miracleman - Mar 22, 2007 8:35:33 am PDT #1888 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So the prevailing wisdom appears to be: Dope yourself with some sort of CNS depressant, then crank up the stimulants so that the end result is: Awake, but not caring. Right?

'cause this sounds perfect.


Miracleman - Mar 22, 2007 8:36:29 am PDT #1889 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh, and...

Happy Birthday Pete. May you finally be able to hit something with a car.

Well, a *virtual* car. Not a real car.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2007 8:37:53 am PDT #1890 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So the prevailing wisdom appears to be: Dope yourself with some sort of CNS depressant, then crank up the stimulants so that the end result is: Awake, but not caring. Right?

Just don't do what Homer Simpson did when he became a truck driver and scarfed down gobs of sleeping pills and Stimu-crank.


Amy - Mar 22, 2007 8:39:11 am PDT #1891 of 10003
Because books.

I read this as "I could smoke pot and work out."

Now *that* would be an awesome job.

Sounds like your job search is going pretty well, java! And Europe! Yay!

I was able to give him the first four-leaf clover of the season on his birthday. I'm very pleased about that.

Aw! That's so sweet.


Miracleman - Mar 22, 2007 8:39:19 am PDT #1892 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Just don't do what Homer Simpson did when he became a truck driver and scarfed down gobs of sleeping pills and Stimu-crank.

Hm. Maybe I can get one of them trucker auto-pilot gizmos.


Sparky1 - Mar 22, 2007 8:39:54 am PDT #1893 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Moving ~ma to the Miracleborns.

Happy birthday to Pete!

Dope yourself with some sort of CNS depressant, then crank up the stimulants so that the end result is: Awake, but not caring. Right?

I can do this with my iPod.


Fred Pete - Mar 22, 2007 8:41:12 am PDT #1894 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday Pete!