Just don't do what Homer Simpson did when he became a truck driver and scarfed down gobs of sleeping pills and Stimu-crank.
Hm. Maybe I can get one of them trucker auto-pilot gizmos.
Jayne, you'll scare the women.
Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
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Miracleman - Mar 22, 2007 8:39:19 am PDT #1892 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Sparky1 - Mar 22, 2007 8:39:54 am PDT #1893 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
Moving ~ma to the Miracleborns.
Happy birthday to Pete!
Dope yourself with some sort of CNS depressant, then crank up the stimulants so that the end result is: Awake, but not caring. Right?
I can do this with my iPod.
Fred Pete - Mar 22, 2007 8:41:12 am PDT #1894 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday Pete!
sj - Mar 22, 2007 8:45:44 am PDT #1895 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday, Pete!!!
Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2007 8:53:46 am PDT #1896 of 10003
What is even happening?
Miracleman, drugs for you, snacks for them. Be reasonable about making pit stops when they want to. Earplugs earplugs earplugs.
sj - Mar 22, 2007 8:57:10 am PDT #1897 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Cindy is wise. I would probably add some benadryl for Emeline to that list too.
Toddson - Mar 22, 2007 8:57:59 am PDT #1898 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
MM, perhaps the best plan would be to drug everyone EXCEPT the driver. Calm would reign ... and said driver would have their choice of music with no complaining.
Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2007 8:58:00 am PDT #1899 of 10003
brillig
I know the real reason the Miracleborns are moving. There are too many contenders for Evil Overlord in LA and the good minions are taken and the real estate prices for Lair O' Evil are just impossible. Michigan has greatly superior opportunities for a future of "You must bow down before me, mwah ha!"
Ailleann - Mar 22, 2007 8:59:07 am PDT #1900 of 10003
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
and said driver would have their choice of music with no complaining
Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.
t /like I could resist that...
Sean K - Mar 22, 2007 9:00:46 am PDT #1901 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Kitty is home, and we are $200 poorer.
We also get to force him to swallow pills twice a day for a while, and have to permanently change his diet.