Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


When come back bring tape

It does happen to everyone. No, really. No need to be self-conscious.

Let us help you out. Missed an ep of something, Jossverse or otherwise? Ask here for help -- don't forget to include contact information, and come back and mention when you're no longer in need.

Natter will be summarily deleted.


Sean K - Nov 17, 2003 2:04:14 pm PST #544 of 1070
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think I can probably take care of that for you, Jon, if nobody closer to you pops up. I'm looking forawrd to watching it, myself.


Jon B. - Nov 17, 2003 7:58:54 pm PST #545 of 1070
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Thanks Sean. Hey! I'll be in LA next week for a few days before and after Thanksgiving. Maybe we can meet up? (wrong thread, I know)


Sean K - Nov 19, 2003 7:31:08 am PST #546 of 1070
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Jon, I sent you an email about that possibility yesterday, did you get it?

t /excessive natter


Jon B. - Nov 19, 2003 11:17:27 am PST #547 of 1070
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Sorry Sean. Insent.


scrappy - Nov 21, 2003 4:37:31 pm PST #548 of 1070
Nobody

Anybody (especially Laistas) have this week's ER?

bows head, looks beseechingly


Jessica - Nov 21, 2003 5:19:36 pm PST #549 of 1070
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Plei, I just got Cass' tape in the mail today, so I'll try to get it out to you tomorrow, Monday at the latest.


Jess M. - Nov 24, 2003 8:11:44 am PST #550 of 1070
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Scrappy, I have it. If you need it, email me at my profile.


Betsy HP - Dec 02, 2003 6:58:40 pm PST #551 of 1070
If I only had a brain...

Oh, Hell. Did anybody tape the last new West Wing? I think it was week-before-last. My parents forgot to watch.

Also, if anybody feels like recapping last week's Survivor, I'd be patheticdally grateful. Turns out it was #47 on priorities and the TiVo picked up the kids' anime instead. Grrr.


Jessica - Dec 03, 2003 9:10:22 am PST #552 of 1070
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Survivor recap, whitefonted just in case anyone cares:

After TC, Sandra decided that nobody should get to eat "Rupert's fish" after voting him off, so she hid the bucket behind some bushes, and then proceeded to rip Jon a new one. Because Sandra was busy shouting, when people noticed the fish were gone, they blamed Christa instead. Sandra said nothing. Bitch.

Later, Sandra decided to break up the alliance of 5 by letting Ti overhear Jon and Burton planning to vote her and Darrah out. Ti and Darrah decide to go along with Sandra and Christa and vote out Burton.

The reward challenge is the loved-ones one -- various loved ones appear, and must give matching answers to questions about the tribe members. (A la the Newlywed Game.) A correct answer lets you pick whose loved one walks the plank. Jon's "loved one" is his best friend. When the friend walks up, Jon asks "where's Grandma?" and the friend tells Jon that she's dead. This gets Jon enough sympathy from everyone (except Sandra) that they let him win so he can have a night with his friend and get info on Grandma's death. Everyone else in the tribe must spend the night on another beach, while Jon & his buddy get free reign of the camp.

Naturally, because Jon is a weaselly little shit, it turns out that the dead grandmother thing was preplanned, and is a total lie. So now Jon has everyone feeling sorry for him. He also gets away with statements like "Yesterday, I was willing to screw anyone in this game to win, but today, after everyone let me win the reward challenge so I could find out about my grandma, I don't think that's true anymore." Fucking asshead.

The immunity challenge is a word puzzle, which Darrah wins. (In a tie-breaker, after Jeff mistakenly announced Burton the winner before he noticed a misspelling.)

For some reason -- probably lightheadedness from the lack of protein since Rupert left -- Ti and Darrah decide to tell Jon and Lil that they're going to vote out Burton when they get back to camp. This sends Jon running to Sandra and Christa to persuade them to vote out Ti instead, and make the final 4 Jon, Burton, Sandra and Christa.

Clearly, every woman in this game is too dumb to live, because Sandra and Christa agree to this idiotic plan, and vote out Ti instead of Burton.


Betsy HP - Dec 03, 2003 11:45:27 am PST #553 of 1070
If I only had a brain...

Thanks. Wow. What a little weasel You-Know-Who is. Sorry I missed it.