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Jeff writes up the show promos for Buffy, Angel, and Firefly; he also does the Previouslys. Love him muchly, for he sees what we don't and reports it back to us.

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Jeff Mejia - Apr 28, 2005 4:30:39 pm PDT #120 of 121
"Don't think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing towards oblivion." Dogbert to Dilbert

( continues...) two more fighters.

Switch back to Mal and Inara. Mal nods.

Mal: "Mood swings of a sort."

Cut back to the bar fight, as River leaps to a step and power kicks another attacker.

The camera reverse as we see the figure just kicked fall into the screen, right in front of where Mal and Jayne are seated with the other two guys. The look on both their faces is priceless.

Cut to a shot of the assasin, in what looks like the bedroom location.

Assassin: "It's worse than you know."

Reverse and we realize that Mal and Inara are in the same location as the assassin.

Mal: "It usually is."

Fade to black, and then we see the words "THIS FALL"

Fade in to a shot of Serenity hurtling towards the camera through a large debris field in space.

The camera pulls to a side shot as we see the debris rushing towards a group of ships coming up from a planet.

Zoe (OS): "It's a fair bet the Alliance knows what's coming."

Quick flash of Mal.

Mal: "No..."

Cut to a shot of River's face through a grate as she opens her eyes.

Cut back to Mal.

Mal: "...they're not going to see this coming."

Cut to a hero shot of Jayne standing with blue sky behind him. He unzips his coat.

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys."

We flash to somebody tumbling out of a location in the cargo hold, attacking a reaver, perhaps.

Cue an explosion.

Fade to black and we see the words "THE CULT PHENOMENON HAILED BY CRITICS"

We see Mal falling down through a shaft, where we see blades of some kind at the bottom.

Mal grabs on to a chain or beam to halt his fall.

Fade to black, then we see ">Superb" from DVDtimes.co.uk referenced.

Then we see ">Smart" from DVDjournal.com.

And we get ">Fresh and original" from DVDverdict.com.

Then the words ">"One of the Top 10 Must-See Movies This Year" from Movie-Source.com appear.

Fade in on a shot in space as Serenity hurtles towards the camera, with a larger ship in pursuit and a missle trailing the Firefly. Oh, and there is a lot of debris around.

Flash cut to Zoe on the bridge.

Zoe: "We're not alone."

The camera zooms in on a large space station with a star glowing behind it.

Cut to Mal standing on the ship and backlit.

"Well no more runnin'."

Cut to a close up of two people seated in a vehicle, with the focus on the gear shift as it is shifted forward.

The words "AND LOVED BY MILLIONS OF FANS WORLDWIDE".

Cut to an interior scene of a store. We see Wash rushing towards the camera, then Jayne holds out his left arm and clotheslines him.

Pull back to see Wash flip completely upside down, and Jayne grabs his legs and holds him up. Mal can be seen standing near a counter and talking to someone behind it. Another figure is seated and looking at Wash and Jayne.

Pull to a different angle as we see Jayne pile-drive Wash into the ground.

Fade to black and the words "BECOMES A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE EVENT" appear.

Cut to a couple of shots of Serenity flying through a field of ships and debris.

Wash: "This is going to get pretty interesting."

Cut to a shot of Mal and Wash on the bridge as we look out the windows and see all the action.

Mal: "Define interesting."

We get a quick cut of River using a sword to take on three or four reavers.

Quick shot of an explosion.

Back to the bridge, the camera is from the front as we see Wash at the controls and Mal standing behind him.

Wash: "Oh God, Oh God, we're all going to die?'

Cut to a corridor on the ship, and we see River standing in front of Simon. She brings up her leg and kicks him to the side.

We then see Simon and Kaylee rushing from a fire in a corridor behind them.

Cut to a frenetic space debris shot.

We then see a ship very close to the ground pursuing a vehicle in the desert.

Cut to the cockpit of Serenity as Wash concentrates. Mal and Kaylee are in there as well.

Switch to a hero shot of Mal standing tall and holding a rifle in his (continued...)


Jeff Mejia - Apr 28, 2005 4:30:41 pm PDT #121 of 121
"Don't think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing towards oblivion." Dogbert to Dilbert

( continues...) hand.

Fade to black, then we get a shot of glowing plasma, then we see the Chinese Serenety logo, with the word "SERENITY" in english superimposed over it.

Fade to black, then we see the assassin standing and walking in the bedroom setting.

Assassin: "I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed."

The assassin sits down, then the camera reverses to Mal and Inara.

Mal: "Good."

Mal then pulls his gun from his holster and fires.

BANG!

The words "YOU CAN'T STOP THE SIGNAL" appears, then the credits show.

ELAPSED TIME - 2:20


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