That's insane troll logic!

Xander ,'Showtime'


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Jessica - Feb 13, 2005 5:06:03 am PST #9516 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Thanks Plei! It looks like a few letters of the last store got cut off, though (should be "xanderstw" where it currently just says "xand").

Is that a length issue? If so, I can break it into two links.


DXMachina - Feb 13, 2005 6:26:25 am PST #9517 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

If it can be done ASAP, that'd be best -- I want to keep the momentum going.

I thought I had responded to this, but I guess I never hit [Post]. Anyway, I took a pass at the How To's for the new features.

How to Use the Jump Feature:

Say you've just come back from being planewrecked on a tropical island where there was no way to get on the internet, not even a dial-up connection made from coconuts. It's been months since you were last on the board, and you're keen to catch up on Natter, but where to begin? You could just pick up from where you left off, but that might mean wading through thousands and thousands of posts. You could hit "Recent", but that may only give you a handful of posts. What if you wanted to go back a day, or week, or even a month?

Just click on the Jump/Search link in the header, and you'll be whisked down to the Buffista time machine control panel near the bottom of the page. Just set the specific date coordinates you'd like to return to using the handy drop down lists, and hit [OK]. You'll be instantly taken to the first post in the thread on the date you entered. If there weren't any posts that day, fear not. You won't be deposited into nothingness, but rather you'll be dropped off at the first post following the date set. It's all very simple, really.

How to Use the Search Feature:

Remember that recipe for pumpkin-avocado muffins that someone posted last week in Bitches? The one you forgot to bookmark. There's a way to search a thread for stuff like that. Just click on the Jump/Search link in the header, and you'll be taken to the search box near the bottom of the page. Type in a word or two that you can recall from the post, "pumpkin" and "avocado" for example, and hit [OK]. You'll be presented with a list of posts in the thread that have those keywords in them.

Posts are retrieved in order of "relevance" to the keywords. There are some restrictions on keywords. Keywords of three or fewer letters, such as "ita," can't be searched, nor can very common words, such as "some" or "there." If an uncommon word appears in more than half the posts of the thread, it'll be invisible, too. User names can be used as keywords, unless they're too short, but the only results that will be returned are those where the user name appears in the body of the post. Thus, searching on "Minear" will not return posts written by Tim Minear, only those that make reference to him.

How to Label Bookmarks:

Can't remember what all those posts you bookmarked were about? You can label your bookmarks. Just go to the "View bookmarks" page. Under each bookmark there appears a box. You may type any description you like in the box, up to 100 characters for each bookmark. Hit [Enter] or click on [OK] to save the label. You must do this for each label added or edited, or your changes will not be saved. If you type in descriptions for five bookmarks, and then hit [Enter] or [OK], only the last description entered will be saved.


Jon B. - Feb 13, 2005 6:35:00 am PST #9518 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Great descriptions, DX. Just one comment:

Now there's a way to search a thread for stuff like that.

Now you can label your bookmarks. Just go to the "View bookmarks" page. Under each bookmark there now appears a box.

I would get rid of the "now"ses, since they won't be new features six months out.


DXMachina - Feb 13, 2005 6:37:55 am PST #9519 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Yeah, I was thinking that. Good suggestion.


Jesse - Feb 13, 2005 6:42:01 am PST #9520 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Fabu!


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2005 6:44:04 am PST #9521 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Looks good, DX. Apart from what Jon suggested, do you think the following sentence should have a question mark?

Can't remember what all those posts you bookmarked were about.


Deena - Feb 13, 2005 6:44:37 am PST #9522 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Very nice, DX. Better and less wordy than I would have done.


DXMachina - Feb 13, 2005 6:55:34 am PST #9523 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

do you think the following sentence should have a question mark?

Yes it should.

eta: I edited the original post to include Jon and ita's corrections.


P.M. Marc - Feb 13, 2005 7:10:41 am PST #9524 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jess, I don't know if it's a length issue. I didn't mess with the tail end of things (I stuck the new store in the middle), so it could be.


Lilty Cash - Feb 13, 2005 11:06:35 am PST #9525 of 10000
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Pokes nose in.

I'm without skills and have nothing to contribute to BBaBB, but I like to read it because it's interesting. I just wanted to sneak in to say that you guys do remarkable things and they are much appriciated.

Runs back to the lurky corner.