I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Buffistas Building a Better Board  

Do you have problems, concerns or recommendations about the technical side of the Phoenix? Air them here. Compliments also welcome.

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Deena - Aug 24, 2004 8:17:08 am PDT #8135 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Yup, me too.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 24, 2004 8:17:16 am PDT #8136 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I just got the Buffista home page with only the right hand threads listed. The discussion threads were blank.


Consuela - Aug 24, 2004 8:17:22 am PDT #8137 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Me three.

Logged in, etc.

WTF happened?


Jessica - Aug 24, 2004 8:17:24 am PDT #8138 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ah, it's not just me, then. I can't see the threads listed on the Home page either. (The sidebar threads seem to be working fine.)


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2004 8:18:04 am PDT #8139 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sorry. My bad. Fixed now.


Una - Aug 24, 2004 8:21:40 am PDT #8140 of 10000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

I just came here to say the same thing. As in: on the main page, the sidebar thingys are all fine, but there's nothing in the middle part of the page. Message Center has threads in it, though.

Of course, now on reload, it's fine. The board's trying to make me look crazy.


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2004 8:46:53 am PDT #8141 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So I poked, and I broke a little, but I hope board performance should be improved now -- notice anything?


Jon B. - Aug 24, 2004 8:48:09 am PDT #8142 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Seems zippy to me, but it's difficult to compare. What did you do?


Deena - Aug 24, 2004 8:50:08 am PDT #8143 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Yeah, it does seem quite zippy. If there's something else to notice, I'm missing it.


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2004 8:50:30 am PDT #8144 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fiddled with indexing. It seems a lot faster to me, but I'm way subjective.

I may do some benchmarking on the test site.