You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


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§ ita § - Sep 26, 2002 10:39:09 am PDT #413 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

One visitor can have many hits. One visit can have many hits.

Karl, for sucking I have nothing formal in place, but a sequence of mini-hacks that takes about 10 minutes to result in something like this archived natter thread [LARGE].


Jen - Sep 26, 2002 10:41:03 am PDT #414 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Thanks ita. That makes much sense.


Betsy HP - Sep 26, 2002 10:50:24 am PDT #415 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

My husband's writing a threadsucker; the main drawback is that you have to run it on the server. Will advise.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2002 10:54:18 am PDT #416 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We don't need one, really! With access to the database, and the ability to show all the posts in a thread, all I have to do is tweak some code to leave out the links, and to drop the posting box.

Maybe this weekend.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 26, 2002 10:59:31 am PDT #417 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Is that something that people could use to suck the thread on thier own, or for archival purposes? It sounds like some people are in the habit of sucking it to read it.


Jessica - Sep 26, 2002 11:00:24 am PDT #418 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Yeah, people suck.

t runs away


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2002 11:02:09 am PDT #419 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm thinking of a page where you can put in start and end post numbers and get the flat version of that thread fragment delivered to your browser.


lori - Sep 26, 2002 11:03:04 am PDT #420 of 10000

That would be faaaabulous, ita.


Jesse - Sep 26, 2002 11:26:42 am PDT #421 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I love the internet -- it told me that it would take 48 hours to propogate the forwarding of .com and .net to here, but at least for me, it works already! SO FUN!


Betsy HP - Sep 26, 2002 11:33:36 am PDT #422 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

ita, you are so a goddess that mine eyes cannot bear your effulgence.