This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


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Jessica - Sep 26, 2002 11:00:24 am PDT #418 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Yeah, people suck.

t runs away


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2002 11:02:09 am PDT #419 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm thinking of a page where you can put in start and end post numbers and get the flat version of that thread fragment delivered to your browser.


lori - Sep 26, 2002 11:03:04 am PDT #420 of 10000

That would be faaaabulous, ita.


Jesse - Sep 26, 2002 11:26:42 am PDT #421 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I love the internet -- it told me that it would take 48 hours to propogate the forwarding of .com and .net to here, but at least for me, it works already! SO FUN!


Betsy HP - Sep 26, 2002 11:33:36 am PDT #422 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

ita, you are so a goddess that mine eyes cannot bear your effulgence.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 26, 2002 11:36:31 am PDT #423 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

ita-- that sounds loverly!


lori - Sep 26, 2002 11:37:01 am PDT #424 of 10000

Jesse - too cool! It works!


Michele T. - Sep 26, 2002 12:09:07 pm PDT #425 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Cool, ita. Was there not something like that on TT? A Perl script, as I recall. Maybe some of it could be scavenged for parts for a new version.


Karl - Sep 26, 2002 12:11:00 pm PDT #426 of 10000
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

ita, you are -- as usual -- about six steps ahead of me. My hat's off to you and your rocking ways.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2002 12:16:05 pm PDT #427 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We don't need Perl here. We are in control. It's just me modifying the showthread.php code.