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...Ok, maybe a bit tacky for this thread. 0s tend to impair my judgment.
Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
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billytea - Feb 13, 2003 11:49:11 am PST #3061 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
§ ita § - Feb 13, 2003 11:49:47 am PST #3062 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I guess it wasn't feasible to make separate db's for Angel and Buffy quotes, plus the code would have to be different for the B/A thread pages.
There's no need to make separate db's, since there's a column that tells which show the quote is from.
Why did you want them to be separate, again?
Noumenon - Feb 13, 2003 11:49:51 am PST #3063 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
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arby - Feb 13, 2003 11:52:27 am PST #3064 of 10000
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)
Why did you want them to be separate, again?
'Cause there are people who watch Buffy but not Angel, and the Angel quotes just confuse and spoil them (in case they ever did want to watch in the future). I dunno, maybe it's stupid.
PaulJ - Feb 13, 2003 11:53:25 am PST #3065 of 10000
How does the quotes thing work anyway? Does it generate a random number and look up for that quote in the "quotes" table? In that case, I'm very surprised that it returns "1" so frequently.
Signed, codes PHP for a living, hasn't done a damn thing in the whole day.
esse - Feb 13, 2003 11:56:31 am PST #3066 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
The quotes are from previous seasons. I don't think there's anything later than Season Five and Season Two.
§ ita § - Feb 13, 2003 11:58:03 am PST #3067 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
'Cause there are people who watch Buffy but not Angel, and the Angel quotes just confuse and spoil them (in case they ever did want to watch in the future). I dunno, maybe it's stupid.
The quotes aren't spoilery, though -- they stop at S3 Angel and S6 Buffy, if that. For the UnAmericans among us.
Paul, it's randomised by MYSQL -- ORDER RANDOM LIMIT 1. I campaigned against moving the randomising into PHP, because I thought it would be too much of a performance hit for just a frill.
arby - Feb 13, 2003 12:23:56 pm PST #3068 of 10000
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)
The quotes aren't spoilery, though -- they stop at S3 Angel and S6 Buffy, if that. For the UnAmericans among us.
Yeah, but if people have never seen Angel at all, they are. Perhaps we don't care, I just know that I have a couple of friends that I would love to introduce to the Buffistas, but they'll be spoiled for Angel by the quotes.
§ ita § - Feb 13, 2003 12:25:55 pm PST #3069 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The official line in the sand is that anything the Australians have seen is valid everywhere. So even if the quotes were somehow constrained, S1 Angel detailed plot summaries could pop up in Literary, Buffy, F2F planning, everywhere.
arby - Feb 13, 2003 12:28:40 pm PST #3070 of 10000
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)
Yeah, that's true. I forgot about that.
OK, never mind!