Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.

'Trash'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2007 7:48:57 am PST #821 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If only we were to adopt the Japanese approach to snow removal....

PIKACHU SNOW PLOW, I CHOOSE YOU!

I just got a call that my college night class was canceled due to the blizzara that's taking a Squirtle shit on Pittsburgh today. So I went looking for some gaming art and stumbled upon this awesome Pikachu plow on the same site that I found the 3D gaming screen on in the past. This Pokemon machine is called Yuki-taro and weighs 880 pokepounds. It comes equipped with GPS instead of electrical attacks, and it has cameras in its eyes - creepy! Its self guided and devours the snow in your driveway all on its own, and then compresses it into hard blocks of ice around the size of a PS3 in measurements. The people at the Niigata Institute of Technology in Japan took seven years to design it, with the purpose of not only an alternative refrigeration method, but also to help the elderly deal with winter.


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2007 7:50:05 am PST #822 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

no plans except to get mac in bed as early as possible.

How did the finger thing turn out? I hope it wasn't anything bad. The problem with skipping and skimming is the not knowing how things turn out.


Strega - Feb 14, 2007 7:52:04 am PST #823 of 10001

I've not seen Jericho, but I'm sure it doesn't hold a candle to FNL.

I've not seen FNL, but I'm completely sure you are correct.

Oooh, that's right; tonight is the Jericho clip-show! I hope there's a montage of Skeet putting his hands on top of his head.


Nilly - Feb 14, 2007 7:52:39 am PST #824 of 10001
Swouncing

Jessica, it may be a good thing, the gradual process of the move, no?

Also, it's *already* tonight!

And it is spent in trying to catch up on work before sitting down to properly solve the exam my students are taking tomorrow (the amusement park exam) so that I'll remember all the question for when they're stressing out in front of them.

Which will be followed by the greatest fun of all: grading.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2007 7:52:56 am PST #825 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More uplifting news. (I guess.)

Children make coffin for dying teacher

A Dutch primary school teacher who is dying of cancer is overseeing one last project among her beloved pupils - they are making a coffin for her.

Eri van den Biggelaar, 40, has just a few weeks left to live after being diagnosed last year with an aggressive form of cervical cancer. Always popular at school, she asked the arts and crafts teacher to build a casket for her.

'Why don't you let the children make it?' replied her colleague and woodwork teacher Erik van Dijk.

Now the youngsters, who normally plane wood for baskets and placemats, are putting the finishing touches to what will be the final resting place for Miss Biggelaar. The children have sawed more than one hundred narrow little boards and glued them together, and only the lid needs to be done now.

The coffin is standing in the middle of one of the classrooms. Some of the children play with it, climbing into it and pretending to be U-boat captains.

While Biggelaar is no longer able to work, she is keeping track of the coffins progress, looking at sketch plans and being kept up to date about it by pupils, aged between four and 11, who visit her at home.

She says: 'Life and death belong together. The children realised that when I explained it to them. I didn't want to be morbid about it, I wanted them to help me.'


sarameg - Feb 14, 2007 7:57:34 am PST #826 of 10001

Her voice used to irritate me, but then I found out she had surgery on her throat and felt like an ass.

Ditto! Except I still never liked her interview.

Anyway, I read for a bit, then meganapped. I guess I should go deal with the filthy ice berm behind my car.

I wonder if the google thing is meant to be schoopy. Though googe sounds like something you cough up.

There were supposed to be astronauts here today. But the weather happened. This is the second servicing mission this has happened to.


Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2007 8:02:56 am PST #827 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I've not seen FNL, but I'm completely sure you are correct.

Yep. It has this [link] and this [link] and the adoreableness of Matt and Julie or the hotness of Coach Taylor and Mrs. Coach.


juliana - Feb 14, 2007 8:04:17 am PST #828 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I am so very in love with Coach, even though he rarely sees past the surface. Him coaching Julie last week was the sweetest thing ever.


lisah - Feb 14, 2007 8:04:50 am PST #829 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

uh...there was an ungodly noise outside and it turned out to be a neighbor (I guess he doesn't look familiar) who has snowblowed the sidewalk in front of my row and our walkways. Crazy! I guess I should go say thanks.


sarameg - Feb 14, 2007 8:06:03 am PST #830 of 10001

That's awesome, lisah! Maybe you should share your tasteekake!

OK, really going out to hack at the ice now.