You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2007 8:02:56 am PST #827 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I've not seen FNL, but I'm completely sure you are correct.

Yep. It has this [link] and this [link] and the adoreableness of Matt and Julie or the hotness of Coach Taylor and Mrs. Coach.


juliana - Feb 14, 2007 8:04:17 am PST #828 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I am so very in love with Coach, even though he rarely sees past the surface. Him coaching Julie last week was the sweetest thing ever.


lisah - Feb 14, 2007 8:04:50 am PST #829 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

uh...there was an ungodly noise outside and it turned out to be a neighbor (I guess he doesn't look familiar) who has snowblowed the sidewalk in front of my row and our walkways. Crazy! I guess I should go say thanks.


sarameg - Feb 14, 2007 8:06:03 am PST #830 of 10001

That's awesome, lisah! Maybe you should share your tasteekake!

OK, really going out to hack at the ice now.


Jessica - Feb 14, 2007 8:06:19 am PST #831 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I love my city...

NYC-branded condom released on Valentine's Day

The New York City Health Department today unveiled the NYC Condom, the first in the nation with an official brand. The NYC Condom is the same high-quality LifeStyles product the Health Department now distributes through health centers and community organizations. The price hasn't changed – it's still free – but the package has a bold new look.

During the morning rush, community volunteers and others handed out more than 150,000 NYC Condoms across the five boroughs. More than 100 night spots and retail outlets – including Kenneth Cole, Theory and MAC Cosmetics – are giving them out to clients throughout the day, and many will continue to distribute them. NYC Condoms are also available, starting today, in bulk order to clinics and community organizations. To find out where to get a free NYC Condom, or to place a bulk order, call 311 or visit www.nyccondom.org.


lisah - Feb 14, 2007 8:07:10 am PST #832 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Maybe you should share your tasteekake!

ha! I only have 1/2 a Junior left!


Strega - Feb 14, 2007 8:20:55 am PST #833 of 10001

I file FNL with Veronica Mars: they may be good shows, but being good isn't enough to make me care. And I think I'm still burned out on shows about teenagers.

Coffee has been consumed. Now: Bundle up. Laundry. Car. Then food. That is my plan.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2007 8:22:11 am PST #834 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Children make coffin for dying teacher

That would make such a good little gothic comic book.


bon bon - Feb 14, 2007 8:29:40 am PST #835 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Aw, looks like no flight to NYC for poor Ohio-trapped Bob Bob today. The actual sad part is I was kind of relieved because that means I can work later tonight.


sarameg - Feb 14, 2007 8:45:58 am PST #836 of 10001

That isn't snow out there. It's the Devil's Own Slushee. Fucking ow.

I had to literally take handfuls off my car because it wouldn't shove off. And I couldn't lift a full shovel of snow. Hell, couldn't lift half a shovel. More like an eighth. And then the fucking plow came through and they're plowing like it is a street, not a lot (lot: small runs with little spill, get to an open area, dump) and I had to reshovel that shit.

Summary: I hate winter.

I'm going to wait for my gloves to dry before I head over to Giant. Oh, and I'm monitoring work (some vacation day) and the server is sick. Again.