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beekaytee - Mar 19, 2007 6:22:03 am PDT #7790 of 10001

Compassionately intolerant

Billy and Biyi = beautiful. Many, many warm wishes for long life, deep happiness and light burdens.

Jessica - Mar 19, 2007 6:22:36 am PDT #7791 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There is no atheist.

But is there a spoon?

tommyrot - Mar 19, 2007 6:24:14 am PDT #7792 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Whoa.

Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2007 6:25:29 am PDT #7793 of 10001

Ann, that's a ferret.

For a person to be able to confidently say, "There is no God," he'd have to know EVERYTHING that existed EVERYWHERE--and no human being fits that bill.

So by that standard, one can't be a ________ist without having met ________ face to face?

Jesse - Mar 19, 2007 6:29:38 am PDT #7794 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seriously -- that might be the worst argument for theism I've ever heard. Not that I clicked the link, but just from that quoted bit.

Jessica - Mar 19, 2007 6:30:31 am PDT #7795 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ask him what percentage he knows of all the knowledge to be known in the entire known universe like what is happening in the core of Mars--right now. What is the temperature of that star that hubble is about to approach, etc.

1) squishy tidal flows

2) er...Hubble's in orbit, not approaching any stars unless something goes wrong

So by this count, do I know everything in the entire universe? And why do I suddenly feel like I've stepped into a Dinosaur Comics strip?

tommyrot - Mar 19, 2007 6:32:07 am PDT #7796 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm in a weird mood today, as this stuff is amusing me rather than annoying me. More on atheists:

I submit to you in accordance with the word of God (Romans chapter 1) that the big talkers and blasphemers know that God is real and they know that their day of judgment is coming. THAT is why they call themselves atheists--they are trying to convince themselves that that day of judgement will not come--the ostrich-head-in-the-sand syndrome. They would rather believe that a monkey is they daddy and a fly they cousin than give the reverence to God and Him alone. Plugging up your ears will not stay the wrath of God against you. When you get thrown in hell you will be without excuse and it will be too late to get it right with Jesus. It's in this life you get it right or never. Turn or Burn. Repent or Perish.

shrift - Mar 19, 2007 6:42:23 am PDT #7797 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Man, people keep expecting me to do work today! What is up with that noise?

tommyrot - Mar 19, 2007 6:44:57 am PDT #7798 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is from the discussion board of the hell site: [link] (it's a graphic)

What does it mean? Is it some kind of political statement?

OK, I'm just gonna link to this: A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN

I'm not at all impressed with Satan's writing. Plus, he used the contraction it's instead of the possessive its.

Jesse - Mar 19, 2007 6:49:40 am PDT #7799 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey bon bon --are you in jury duty with Bravo's Andy Cohen?? [link]

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