Man, people keep expecting me to do work today! What is up with that noise?
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 19, 2007 6:42:23 am PDT #7797 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2007 6:44:57 am PDT #7798 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is from the discussion board of the hell site: [link] (it's a graphic)
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What does it mean? Is it some kind of political statement?
OK, I'm just gonna link to this: A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I'm not at all impressed with Satan's writing. Plus, he used the contraction it's instead of the possessive its.
Jesse - Mar 19, 2007 6:49:40 am PDT #7799 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hey bon bon --are you in jury duty with Bravo's Andy Cohen?? [link]
Jessica - Mar 19, 2007 6:50:52 am PDT #7800 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Plus, he used the contraction it's instead of the possessive its
Because he's EVIL, duh!
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2007 6:57:55 am PDT #7801 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Because he's EVIL, duh!
Evil....but stoooopid.
I wish I could remember what that's from (the "....but stoooopid." part, though it might have been the whole thing). MST maybe?
Allyson - Mar 19, 2007 7:07:48 am PDT #7802 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I won't click the link. It is grammatically incorrect.
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2007 7:24:03 am PDT #7803 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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bon bon - Mar 19, 2007 7:35:09 am PDT #7804 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I didn't see andy, but I will look! So far I am on lunch break-- I made it to the twenty person venire, no idea whether I'll get challenged. I bet the judge thinks I will, though.
Steph L. - Mar 19, 2007 7:45:22 am PDT #7805 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
There is no such thing as an atheist because no human being knows everything and has all knowledge as we've seen above. Neither can any person be everywhere at the same time. For a person to be able to confidently say, "There is no God," he'd have to know EVERYTHING that existed EVERYWHERE--and no human being fits that bill. There is no atheist. At the very BEST a person can say, "I'm agnostic" although this is not true either...
But by that "logic" (and I use the term loosely), because no one knows everything, then they ALSO can't know that there are no atheists.
Their own argument backfires on them.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2007 7:47:55 am PDT #7806 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
no one knows everything, then they ALSO can't know that there are no atheists.
Maybe that's the only thing they know.
Quite a big thing, all told.