I'm in a weird mood today, as this stuff is amusing me rather than annoying me. More on atheists:

I submit to you in accordance with the word of God (Romans chapter 1) that the big talkers and blasphemers know that God is real and they know that their day of judgment is coming. THAT is why they call themselves atheists--they are trying to convince themselves that that day of judgement will not come--the ostrich-head-in-the-sand syndrome. They would rather believe that a monkey is they daddy and a fly they cousin than give the reverence to God and Him alone. Plugging up your ears will not stay the wrath of God against you. When you get thrown in hell you will be without excuse and it will be too late to get it right with Jesus. It's in this life you get it right or never. Turn or Burn. Repent or Perish.

Man, people keep expecting me to do work today! What is up with that noise?

This is from the discussion board of the hell site: [link] (it's a graphic)

What does it mean? Is it some kind of political statement?

OK, I'm just gonna link to this: A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN

I'm not at all impressed with Satan's writing. Plus, he used the contraction it's instead of the possessive its.

Hey bon bon --are you in jury duty with Bravo's Andy Cohen?? [link]

Plus, he used the contraction it's instead of the possessive its

Because he's EVIL, duh!

Because he's EVIL, duh!

Evil....but stoooopid.

I wish I could remember what that's from (the "....but stoooopid." part, though it might have been the whole thing). MST maybe?

I won't click the link. It is grammatically incorrect.

Who would win in a fight between... [link]

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From here: [link]

I didn't see andy, but I will look! So far I am on lunch break-- I made it to the twenty person venire, no idea whether I'll get challenged. I bet the judge thinks I will, though.

There is no such thing as an atheist because no human being knows everything and has all knowledge as we've seen above. Neither can any person be everywhere at the same time. For a person to be able to confidently say, "There is no God," he'd have to know EVERYTHING that existed EVERYWHERE--and no human being fits that bill. There is no atheist. At the very BEST a person can say, "I'm agnostic" although this is not true either...

But by that "logic" (and I use the term loosely), because no one knows everything, then they ALSO can't know that there are no atheists.

Their own argument backfires on them.