Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.

'Objects In Space'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Mar 14, 2007 12:43:53 pm PDT #7079 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My favorite C&H's are the ones with the snowmen and the duplicator.


Atropa - Mar 14, 2007 12:45:44 pm PDT #7080 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

My future childrearing strategy will include Dash Their Dreams Early and You Are Not Special.

Instead of You Will Rule The World One Day and Here Kiddo, Let Me Help You Design A Death Ray?


Cass - Mar 14, 2007 12:49:58 pm PDT #7081 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Cass, you have Jack, or Jose, or something, right?
Um, I know the way to the store to buy some... *rassenfrassen liquor laws that are stupid and make me go out of my way to drink anything but wine or beer*

except she made me buy stuff I don't need.
You totally needed that!


Connie Neil - Mar 14, 2007 12:56:14 pm PDT #7082 of 10001
brillig

Here Kiddo, Let Me Help You Design A Death Ray?

I wish I'd heard that as a kid.


Atropa - Mar 14, 2007 1:03:48 pm PDT #7083 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I wish I'd heard that as a kid.

It's right up there with Of Course You Can Turn Him Into A Frog, Let's Go To The Library And Find The Right Book.


Miracleman - Mar 14, 2007 1:14:44 pm PDT #7084 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

You Will Rule The World One Day and Here Kiddo, Let Me Help You Design A Death Ray?

Of Course You Can Turn Him Into A Frog, Let's Go To The Library And Find The Right Book.

Other favorites include:

Here's How You Kill A Bully With Your Bare Hands

Let's Shop for Swords!

If They're Not Useful To You, They Are Cannon-Fodder

Programming Giant Robot Armies of Death

Zombies: Not Just For Doing the Dishes


JZ - Mar 14, 2007 1:20:04 pm PDT #7085 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Actually, I should point out that Emmett brought up his MLB career himself. He was petting Matilda's head and pondering her little face reflectively, and then out of the blue he said, "Wow, when she's like, fourteen, I'll be playing on a Major League Baseball team."

"You're that sure?" I said.

"Of course," Emmett said. "I have the drive and the ambition and it will happen. I know it."

Possibly I'll look at the Robot Chicken C&H this evening... my issues mostly circle around "Please don't write sexy (het or slashy, I don't care which) fic about my childhood woobies, or I will cut you." Dark I can do.


Dana - Mar 14, 2007 1:23:23 pm PDT #7086 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"Of course," Emmett said. "I have the drive and the ambition and it will happen. I know it."

Are you sure he's not Dwight Schrute?


Topic!Cindy - Mar 14, 2007 1:26:56 pm PDT #7087 of 10001
What is even happening?

Shiraz on my monitor, Dana.


Zenkitty - Mar 14, 2007 1:30:23 pm PDT #7088 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Heaps of ~ma, Tom. Steph said everything I was going to. It IS worth it, and you CAN do it. And you are worth it.

I got ambitious with my workout since my back didn't hurt anymore after swimming, so I decided to lie down on the floor and do leg lifts and situps. Then I couldn't get off the floor without serious maneuvering since I had managed to fuck up my lower back again.

Speaking as a person with low-back pain experience, don't do that. (I'm real fucking helpful, aren't I?) How are you doing them? With leg lifts, you need to have the other leg bent and tighten your lower pelvic muscles to support your back. Press your lower back inito the floor. (Or bed. My PT told me to do them on the bed, since I have a firm mattress.) And arms at your sides for more support, not behind your head. Sit-ups, just don't. Do crunches and pelvic tilts. ... Of course, you may know all this already. In which case, never mind.

Retrocausality blows peoples' minds because they insist on thinking that time moves.

I want a Coco-Cola in a can. Preferably one with more than scant traces of coke in it.

Happy Pi Day! In celebration, I have cherry pie!

(It's also Steak And Blowjob Day.)

Well, I just had steak. ::looks around for the other half.::

Dana, Ben-Gay will stop the itches too. Same overriding-the-pain-receptors idea. (Don't use on open wounds, natch.) I did this when I was having the mysterious sourceless itch from hell.

This is a fairly dark Calvin and Hobbs comic: Wow. That made me inexplicably sad.

Very sad.

FWIW, Watterson said that there were certain strips which indicated that Hobbes did indeed have his own reality separate from Calvin's imaginings. I don't know which ones he's referring to, but in his estimation Hobbes was not simply the product of Calvin's perfervid brain.

I remember thinking that. Sometimes Calvin reached things by standing on Hobbes that he couldn't have reached if Hobbes were just a stuffed toy. My friend Melisa opined that Hobbes was actually a faery creature sent to keep Calvin from accidentally killing himself.