Lots of only a little delayed -ma and cheerleading, Tom.
ION, I'm in Portland, or at least near there. YAY. Cass, as always, rocks, except she made me buy stuff I don't need.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lots of only a little delayed -ma and cheerleading, Tom.
ION, I'm in Portland, or at least near there. YAY. Cass, as always, rocks, except she made me buy stuff I don't need.
My favorite C&H's are the ones with the snowmen and the duplicator.
My future childrearing strategy will include Dash Their Dreams Early and You Are Not Special.
Instead of You Will Rule The World One Day and Here Kiddo, Let Me Help You Design A Death Ray?
Cass, you have Jack, or Jose, or something, right?Um, I know the way to the store to buy some... *rassenfrassen liquor laws that are stupid and make me go out of my way to drink anything but wine or beer*
except she made me buy stuff I don't need.You totally needed that!
Here Kiddo, Let Me Help You Design A Death Ray?
I wish I'd heard that as a kid.
I wish I'd heard that as a kid.
It's right up there with Of Course You Can Turn Him Into A Frog, Let's Go To The Library And Find The Right Book.
You Will Rule The World One Day and Here Kiddo, Let Me Help You Design A Death Ray?
Of Course You Can Turn Him Into A Frog, Let's Go To The Library And Find The Right Book.
Other favorites include:
Here's How You Kill A Bully With Your Bare Hands
Let's Shop for Swords!
If They're Not Useful To You, They Are Cannon-Fodder
Programming Giant Robot Armies of Death
Zombies: Not Just For Doing the Dishes
Actually, I should point out that Emmett brought up his MLB career himself. He was petting Matilda's head and pondering her little face reflectively, and then out of the blue he said, "Wow, when she's like, fourteen, I'll be playing on a Major League Baseball team."
"You're that sure?" I said.
"Of course," Emmett said. "I have the drive and the ambition and it will happen. I know it."
Possibly I'll look at the Robot Chicken C&H this evening... my issues mostly circle around "Please don't write sexy (het or slashy, I don't care which) fic about my childhood woobies, or I will cut you." Dark I can do.
"Of course," Emmett said. "I have the drive and the ambition and it will happen. I know it."
Are you sure he's not Dwight Schrute?
Shiraz on my monitor, Dana.