I hope I never get caught in a The Day After Tomorrow scenario at this job, because before I get eaten by wolves, I'll be forced to seek sustenance from the vending machines. And nobody's last meal should be a fish and cheese sandwich washed down with a lukewarm Schweppes.
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 12, 2007 7:00:42 am PDT #6528 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Pix - Mar 12, 2007 7:09:26 am PDT #6529 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
This morning came way too freakin' early. It was still pitch black by the time I'd gotten out of the shower, dressed, and done my make-up. I've already taught a 90-minute class and have gone to a meeting, but I swear I could fall asleep right this second if I put my head down on the desk.
In terms of weather, it was 93 in Pasadena yesterday and it supposed to hit 88 in Brentwood (which is usually considerably cooler) today. I'm loving the warmth, but umm...isn't it a tad early for the 90's? Because 70's and 80's are just dandy.
Connie Neil - Mar 12, 2007 7:12:13 am PDT #6530 of 10001
brillig
isn't it a tad early for the 90's? Because 70's and 80's are just dandy.
Well, it can't be global warming, because that's a myth, just look at how cold it was this winter. Right?
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 7:14:54 am PDT #6531 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I swear, making Daylight Saving Time early this year has thrown the Earth's axis out of alignment! Soon we will fall into the Sun!
Pix - Mar 12, 2007 7:25:44 am PDT #6532 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Well, in this case I think it's probably just Southern California being Southern California. The worrisome thing is that we've had an extremely dry winter; we're already seeing fires.
shrift - Mar 12, 2007 7:35:23 am PDT #6533 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Thank god there's wank today or I don't know what I'd do.
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 7:39:55 am PDT #6534 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
FOX NEWS, Crazy Right Wing Propaganda
A whole bunch of screenshots (TV and web) from Fox News that illustrate them being, oh, a tad bit biased.
Actually, kinda' scary when you see these all together like this....
This one is my favorite (although it's just a screwup instead of conservative bias): [link]
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DavidS - Mar 12, 2007 7:44:12 am PDT #6535 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Why the fuss about torturing people who want us dead?"
Jesse - Mar 12, 2007 7:44:53 am PDT #6536 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But, see, they're mostly questions, not statements. "Terror-kiddies plan to abolish US via cuteness?" They're not saying they are for sure, see?
I love when Jon Stewart does a bit on this.
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 7:47:11 am PDT #6537 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But, see, they're mostly questions, not statements. "Terror-kiddies plan to abolish US via cuteness?" They're not saying they are for sure, see?
Yeah, The Simpsons made fun of the text that Fox put on their news programs. "Do Democrats cause cancer?" was the only one I caught that I remember....