We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 12, 2007 7:44:12 am PDT #6535 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Why the fuss about torturing people who want us dead?"


Jesse - Mar 12, 2007 7:44:53 am PDT #6536 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But, see, they're mostly questions, not statements. "Terror-kiddies plan to abolish US via cuteness?" They're not saying they are for sure, see?

I love when Jon Stewart does a bit on this.


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 7:47:11 am PDT #6537 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But, see, they're mostly questions, not statements. "Terror-kiddies plan to abolish US via cuteness?" They're not saying they are for sure, see?

Yeah, The Simpsons made fun of the text that Fox put on their news programs. "Do Democrats cause cancer?" was the only one I caught that I remember....


Jessica - Mar 12, 2007 7:57:45 am PDT #6538 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't believe I'm the first to link to this!

Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found naked, bound and drunk, according to Israeli media reports confirmed Monday by a government spokeswoman.

The longtime diplomat, Tsuriel Raphael, has been removed from his post and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, said ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel.

Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged with a ball and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing sex bondage equipment, the media said. After he was untied, Raphael told police he was the ambassador of Israel, the reports said.

Ben-Hillel said the reports were accurate and that Raphael has been recalled, although he did not break any laws.

''We're talking about behavior that is unbecoming of a diplomat,'' she said.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 12, 2007 7:59:53 am PDT #6539 of 10001
What is even happening?

How long ago was Purim?


Tom Scola - Mar 12, 2007 8:00:39 am PDT #6540 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Wow. The Israeli government is in a worse state than the US govt. And that's saying something.


beth b - Mar 12, 2007 8:12:26 am PDT #6541 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

from above 'person of interest' range from suspect to suspect's friend , brother or mother. Might also be the person that jumped out of the way when the out of control car sped by. ( i used to test police reporting software) When I see it used on the news it often means either suspect , or that someone is invovled in an important way, but they don't want to tell anyone how yet.


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 8:17:06 am PDT #6542 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

it often means either suspect , or that someone is invovled in an important way, but they don

Yeah, it's like the cops are asked about progress on the case and they wanna reply, "We're doin' stuff. Talkin' to people. Leave us alone."


Theodosia - Mar 12, 2007 8:17:18 am PDT #6543 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Yeah, in the British parlance, it can be "someone aiding the police in their inquiries" whether voluntarily or un-.


Steph L. - Mar 12, 2007 8:23:22 am PDT #6544 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

How long ago was Purim?

Cindy owes me a new keyboard.