I swear, making Daylight Saving Time early this year has thrown the Earth's axis out of alignment! Soon we will fall into the Sun!
To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie.
Anya ,'Sleeper'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 7:14:54 am PDT #6531 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pix - Mar 12, 2007 7:25:44 am PDT #6532 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Well, in this case I think it's probably just Southern California being Southern California. The worrisome thing is that we've had an extremely dry winter; we're already seeing fires.
shrift - Mar 12, 2007 7:35:23 am PDT #6533 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Thank god there's wank today or I don't know what I'd do.
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 7:39:55 am PDT #6534 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
FOX NEWS, Crazy Right Wing Propaganda
A whole bunch of screenshots (TV and web) from Fox News that illustrate them being, oh, a tad bit biased.
Actually, kinda' scary when you see these all together like this....
This one is my favorite (although it's just a screwup instead of conservative bias): [link]
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DavidS - Mar 12, 2007 7:44:12 am PDT #6535 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Why the fuss about torturing people who want us dead?"
Jesse - Mar 12, 2007 7:44:53 am PDT #6536 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But, see, they're mostly questions, not statements. "Terror-kiddies plan to abolish US via cuteness?" They're not saying they are for sure, see?
I love when Jon Stewart does a bit on this.
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 7:47:11 am PDT #6537 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But, see, they're mostly questions, not statements. "Terror-kiddies plan to abolish US via cuteness?" They're not saying they are for sure, see?
Yeah, The Simpsons made fun of the text that Fox put on their news programs. "Do Democrats cause cancer?" was the only one I caught that I remember....
Jessica - Mar 12, 2007 7:57:45 am PDT #6538 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I can't believe I'm the first to link to this!
Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found naked, bound and drunk, according to Israeli media reports confirmed Monday by a government spokeswoman.
The longtime diplomat, Tsuriel Raphael, has been removed from his post and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, said ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel.
Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged with a ball and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing sex bondage equipment, the media said. After he was untied, Raphael told police he was the ambassador of Israel, the reports said.
Ben-Hillel said the reports were accurate and that Raphael has been recalled, although he did not break any laws.
''We're talking about behavior that is unbecoming of a diplomat,'' she said.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 12, 2007 7:59:53 am PDT #6539 of 10001
What is even happening?
How long ago was Purim?
Tom Scola - Mar 12, 2007 8:00:39 am PDT #6540 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Wow. The Israeli government is in a worse state than the US govt. And that's saying something.