Nah, it's how much you tan
Seriously, my whitey grandmother is allergic to the sun. Has always hid from the sun. She was still super wrinkly in her 50s.
Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.
'Trash'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 09, 2007 12:10:41 pm PST #6174 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
bon bon - Mar 09, 2007 12:20:30 pm PST #6175 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Seriously, my whitey grandmother is allergic to the sun. Has always hid from the sun. She was still super wrinkly in her 50s.
Did she smoke?
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 12:22:22 pm PST #6176 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did she smoke?
I am tired. My first thought on reading this was, "...like how a vampire starts smoking when you put it in the sun...."
Jessica - Mar 09, 2007 12:22:36 pm PST #6177 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, you know a lot of buffistas think they're pale, but in my experience there's fair skinned and then there's brenda.
I think Brenda may be paler than me, but I am asked on a very regular basis if I'm feeling all right "because you look really pale!"
(My 40%-more-blood-induced pregnant glow just barely brings my skin tone up from Vampire to Human.)
brenda m - Mar 09, 2007 12:33:09 pm PST #6178 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hee. I see I popped in just at the right time. Also, I just posted a bunch of family pics in my lj, so head on over to "brendalu" if you want a demo. Put your sunglasses on if you're sensitive to the blinding glare.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 09, 2007 12:33:46 pm PST #6179 of 10001
What is even happening?
Welcome home, Robin.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 09, 2007 12:38:18 pm PST #6180 of 10001
What is even happening?
Looking at the pictures, I think my skin may be as pale as your skin, brenda, but I have dark hair, which fools people into thinking I'm darker than I am.
Nutty - Mar 09, 2007 12:39:06 pm PST #6181 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Hey,Robin, congratulations on your loss of hysteria. P.S., some opiates do that to me too. It is narsty.
I remember going shopping for loose powder once with flea in highschool, and we went to the Clinique counter, and she got shade 001 while I got shade 002. (Of like, forty shades for white people.) So at least I know I am not the palest person here!
Brenda is definitely pale.
Dana - Mar 09, 2007 12:46:41 pm PST #6182 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Man, Travelocity just teased me with a $99 fare to New York, but it wasn't there when I clicked through. Which is fine anyway. I couldn't go to New York. To see Audra McDonald in "110 in the Shade." Or Alan Tudyk and John Mahoney in "Prelude to a Kiss." Or Raul Esparza in "Company." Or "The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee." Or "The Drowsy Chaperone." Or Kristen Chenoweth in "The Apple Tree." Or the "Chorus Line" revival. Or...
WTF, they're turning "Legally Blonde" into a musical?
DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 12:47:46 pm PST #6183 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
WTF, they're turning "Legally Blonde" into a musical?
It's already playing in SF. Or maybe I'm just deceived by all the posters all over town.