We probably won't get a whole snowcalypse, but the news tonight will be full of, "Will Dallas see a snowcalypse!?!" "If Dallas has a snowcalypse, are YOU prepared!?!" "Dallas may not get a snowcalypse, BUT IF WE DID HERE'S HOW THINGS WOULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!"
You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.
Fred ,'Life of the Party'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Feb 13, 2007 1:51:57 pm PST #615 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Kathy A - Feb 13, 2007 1:54:20 pm PST #616 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
And here on the local news, within five minutes, they had gone through the usual "It Sucks Here!" doom and gloom news, so they started talking to kids about how much they were earning to shovel sidewalks/driveways. One kid's quite the entrepreneur--he charges $5/inch, so the 6 inches we got here in Wheeling would be a nice haul for him!
Daisy Jane - Feb 13, 2007 1:54:21 pm PST #617 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Imma print out that curse and post it on my office door.
Miracleman - Feb 13, 2007 1:56:58 pm PST #618 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
We probably won't get a whole snowcalypse, but the news tonight will be full of, "Will Dallas see a snowcalypse!?!" "If Dallas has a snowcalypse, are YOU prepared!?!" "Dallas may not get a snowcalypse, BUT IF WE DID HERE'S HOW THINGS WOULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!"
"Next up on Crap There's Weather Watch 2007: How to fend off invading Yetis. Do YOU have enough plywood and castor oil? After these messages."
Connie Neil - Feb 13, 2007 2:02:53 pm PST #619 of 10001
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the news tonight will be full of, "Will Dallas see a snowcalypse!?!" "If Dallas has a snowcalypse, are YOU prepared!?!" "Dallas may not get a snowcalypse, BUT IF WE DID HERE'S HOW THINGS WOULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!"
Lord, I hate that. Was it Fox News? "MASSIVE FLOODING! IS YOUR HOME SAFE? ARE *YOUR* CHILDREN DOOOOOMED !!!!"
Which is why I get my news from the interbunny anymore.
tommyrot - Feb 13, 2007 2:07:09 pm PST #620 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lord, I hate that. Was it Fox News? "MASSIVE FLOODING! IS YOUR HOME SAFE? ARE *YOUR* CHILDREN DOOOOOMED !!!!"
Tonight on Fox news - how escalators MAY KILL YOUR CHILDREN!!!
No, really. That was a story. Of course I'm paraphrasing the ad for the segment....
Daisy Jane - Feb 13, 2007 2:11:52 pm PST #621 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Hee. I actually love those. It seems like a parody...'cept it's not.
Liese S. - Feb 13, 2007 2:19:41 pm PST #622 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Escalators are dangerous.
Dammit.
bon bon - Feb 13, 2007 2:20:22 pm PST #623 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
On the iPod of guilty pleasures just now:
turn around...bright eyes...
P.M. Marc - Feb 13, 2007 2:21:36 pm PST #624 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear