Anya ,'Storyteller'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
We probably won't get a whole snowcalypse, but the news tonight will be full of, "Will Dallas see a snowcalypse!?!" "If Dallas has a snowcalypse, are YOU prepared!?!" "Dallas may not get a snowcalypse, BUT IF WE DID HERE'S HOW THINGS WOULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!"
"Next up on Crap There's Weather Watch 2007: How to fend off invading Yetis. Do YOU have enough plywood and castor oil? After these messages."
the news tonight will be full of, "Will Dallas see a snowcalypse!?!" "If Dallas has a snowcalypse, are YOU prepared!?!" "Dallas may not get a snowcalypse, BUT IF WE DID HERE'S HOW THINGS WOULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!"
Lord, I hate that. Was it Fox News? "MASSIVE FLOODING! IS YOUR HOME SAFE? ARE *YOUR* CHILDREN DOOOOOMED !!!!"
Which is why I get my news from the interbunny anymore.
Lord, I hate that. Was it Fox News? "MASSIVE FLOODING! IS YOUR HOME SAFE? ARE *YOUR* CHILDREN DOOOOOMED !!!!"
Tonight on Fox news - how escalators MAY KILL YOUR CHILDREN!!!
No, really. That was a story. Of course I'm paraphrasing the ad for the segment....
Hee. I actually love those. It seems like a parody...'cept it's not.
Escalators are dangerous.
Dammit.
On the iPod of guilty pleasures just now:
turn around...bright eyes...
turn around...bright eyes...
My coworker had a Spanish version of that on the other day. I am in love and wants it.
Oh, yeah. The funny thing about downloading it is that it's seven minutes long. There's a lot of crazy filler in this anthem.
EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART!!!
I want the dollar coins to take so badly. I really like them. I just don't understand the public's resistence.
I hate dollar coins because of their added weight in my purse, their lose-ability, and because I know vending machines will raise the price of the last few things that haven't gone up to a buck, already.