Imma print out that curse and post it on my office door.
None of it means a damn thing.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Feb 13, 2007 1:54:21 pm PST #617 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Miracleman - Feb 13, 2007 1:56:58 pm PST #618 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
We probably won't get a whole snowcalypse, but the news tonight will be full of, "Will Dallas see a snowcalypse!?!" "If Dallas has a snowcalypse, are YOU prepared!?!" "Dallas may not get a snowcalypse, BUT IF WE DID HERE'S HOW THINGS WOULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!"
"Next up on Crap There's Weather Watch 2007: How to fend off invading Yetis. Do YOU have enough plywood and castor oil? After these messages."
Connie Neil - Feb 13, 2007 2:02:53 pm PST #619 of 10001
brillig
the news tonight will be full of, "Will Dallas see a snowcalypse!?!" "If Dallas has a snowcalypse, are YOU prepared!?!" "Dallas may not get a snowcalypse, BUT IF WE DID HERE'S HOW THINGS WOULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!"
Lord, I hate that. Was it Fox News? "MASSIVE FLOODING! IS YOUR HOME SAFE? ARE *YOUR* CHILDREN DOOOOOMED !!!!"
Which is why I get my news from the interbunny anymore.
tommyrot - Feb 13, 2007 2:07:09 pm PST #620 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lord, I hate that. Was it Fox News? "MASSIVE FLOODING! IS YOUR HOME SAFE? ARE *YOUR* CHILDREN DOOOOOMED !!!!"
Tonight on Fox news - how escalators MAY KILL YOUR CHILDREN!!!
No, really. That was a story. Of course I'm paraphrasing the ad for the segment....
Daisy Jane - Feb 13, 2007 2:11:52 pm PST #621 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Hee. I actually love those. It seems like a parody...'cept it's not.
Liese S. - Feb 13, 2007 2:19:41 pm PST #622 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Escalators are dangerous.
Dammit.
bon bon - Feb 13, 2007 2:20:22 pm PST #623 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
On the iPod of guilty pleasures just now:
turn around...bright eyes...
P.M. Marc - Feb 13, 2007 2:21:36 pm PST #624 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Daisy Jane - Feb 13, 2007 2:23:02 pm PST #625 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
turn around...bright eyes...
My coworker had a Spanish version of that on the other day. I am in love and wants it.
bon bon - Feb 13, 2007 2:23:12 pm PST #626 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh, yeah. The funny thing about downloading it is that it's seven minutes long. There's a lot of crazy filler in this anthem.
EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART!!!