Gerard Butler, I find you pretty and I would like to enjoy movies that you are in. Why you gotta keep making crap?
Also, there was no gay in Sparta. Nope. No sir. Not at all. In fact, there was no gay in Greece AT ALL EVER.
What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Mar 09, 2007 7:30:09 am PST #6096 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
sarameg - Mar 09, 2007 7:31:34 am PST #6097 of 10001
From the documentary thing The Spartans:
On the final morning, the Spartans followed their usual pre-battle rituals. They stripped naked and exercised. They oiled their bodies and combed out each other's long hair. They wrote their names on small sticks and tied them to their arms – an ancient form of 'dog-tags' that would allow their bodies to be identified later. Persian spies, observing these strange pre-battle rites, reported back to Xerxes, who thought them laughable.
DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 7:34:56 am PST #6098 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Look what pregnancy has done to Salma.
Lordy.
In fact, there was no gay in Greece AT ALL EVER.
So all the local gay personal ads talking about greek v. french are based on an historical misunderstanding?
Dana - Mar 09, 2007 7:35:49 am PST #6099 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The Greeks just sat around talking about philosophy and democracy and stuff. And every once in a while they kicked Persian ass.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 7:36:50 am PST #6100 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Greeks just sat around talking about philosophy and democracy and stuff. And every once in a while they kicked Persian ass.
Well, there was that unspeakable perversion of the Greeks. But we can't speak of it.
Jessica - Mar 09, 2007 7:37:35 am PST #6101 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Also, there was no gay in Sparta. Nope. No sir. Not at all. In fact, there was no gay in Greece AT ALL EVER.
Not in Frank Miller's Sparta, that's for damn sure. You can tell he's TOTALLY NOT GAY by the way all the TOTALLY NOT GAY Spartan warriors' leather miniskirts are showing off their TOTALLY NOT GAY oiled muscular legs.
Also, one of my favorite Onion Point-Counterpoints of all time.
flea - Mar 09, 2007 7:38:43 am PST #6102 of 10001
information libertarian
Those aren't not-gay leather miniskirts, they're not-gay leather man-panties. EVEN MORE NOT GAY.
Dana - Mar 09, 2007 7:39:23 am PST #6103 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
(no homo)
DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 7:40:25 am PST #6104 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Perhaps Mr. Gilchrist needs to examine his personal motivations more closely before he is ready to offer a balanced assessment of Spartan sexual mores and conduct.
Heh.
Ailleann - Mar 09, 2007 7:40:31 am PST #6105 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
In fact, there was no gay in Greece AT ALL EVER.
Some Island
ODYSSEUS: Hey, man, what up?
ACHILLES: Nothin' much [dodge, parry, stab]. Just teaching Patroclus [dodge, parry, dodge] to fight [stab].
ODYSSEUS: Lookin' good there, kid. What is he, your--
ACHILLES: Cousin. He's my cousin. Cousin. Totally my cousin. In conclusion: Cousin.