(no homo)
See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Mar 09, 2007 7:39:23 am PST #6103 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 7:40:25 am PST #6104 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Perhaps Mr. Gilchrist needs to examine his personal motivations more closely before he is ready to offer a balanced assessment of Spartan sexual mores and conduct.
Heh.
Ailleann - Mar 09, 2007 7:40:31 am PST #6105 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
In fact, there was no gay in Greece AT ALL EVER.
Some Island
ODYSSEUS: Hey, man, what up?
ACHILLES: Nothin' much [dodge, parry, stab]. Just teaching Patroclus [dodge, parry, dodge] to fight [stab].
ODYSSEUS: Lookin' good there, kid. What is he, your--
ACHILLES: Cousin. He's my cousin. Cousin. Totally my cousin. In conclusion: Cousin.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 09, 2007 7:40:54 am PST #6106 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The whole "I am going into batle with no armor on! Also, I think leather underpants are awesome -- they breathe so well!!" issue is a big non-starter, for me.
They kind of got it reversed. I've read that the Spartans would often fight wearing leather breastplates (the bronze shield still being their major protection) and au naturel from the waist down. Pity Gerard Butler and David Wenham couldn't be convinced to push for historical accuracy.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 7:43:21 am PST #6107 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, one of my favorite Onion Point-Counterpoints of all time.
Yeah, that one was brilliant.
sarameg - Mar 09, 2007 7:44:27 am PST #6108 of 10001
I stayed up one too many nights watching The Spartans when I couldn't sleep.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 7:45:01 am PST #6109 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, this is my favorite Point/Counterpoint of all time: [link]
Jesse - Mar 09, 2007 7:49:01 am PST #6110 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
They stripped naked and exercised. They oiled their bodies and combed out each other's long hair.
How many times do we have to say (no homo) before you people will believe it?!?!?
Nutty - Mar 09, 2007 7:52:47 am PST #6111 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
man-panties
There is something about prefixing "man" to a noun that makes that noun hilarious. For some reason, this does not work with the prefix "girl", but, man-sandals, man-purse, manpris --? Bizarre.
Also, extra poinst for rhyme.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 7:53:02 am PST #6112 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Random scary-ass ice sculpture: [link]
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