That... that can't actually be serious, can it?
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 07, 2007 12:32:16 pm PST #5693 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jessica - Mar 07, 2007 12:32:42 pm PST #5694 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.
Dude. People can be SO DUMB.
shrift - Mar 07, 2007 12:33:02 pm PST #5695 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Gay cooties in the television broadcast system! Oh noes!
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 12:33:14 pm PST #5696 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My favorite part is "One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay."
OK, that's actually very sad, but still my favorite part.
Why does this person think Prince is gay? Is it that "If he's weird and an entertainer, he must be gay" thing?
Laura - Mar 07, 2007 12:33:28 pm PST #5697 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Guess my boys will escape turning gay since they refused to watch the Prince half-time show with me. I did crank it really loud though, so maybe they will catch a bit of teh gay.
Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 12:33:49 pm PST #5698 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
“I went to the market to buy some potatoes, and that’s where the bomb was. But this bomb was covered in dirt, and I put it in water and got all dirt off. And then I realized, ‘It’s a bomb!’”
I hear my Mimi saying this (complete with mixing up "granade" with "bomb"), and it makes me laugh and laugh.
Imagine that in a potato gun.
I was just thinking about that. My step-dad's broke. He was torn up over it, so mom's friend gave him a marshmellow blow gun. Less boom, more ow.
Daisy Jane! They've got a caviar bar in the Ferry Building. You can get a variety of caviars in a variety of ways and a glass of champagne. It's a very deluxe experience.
Ok!
Jesse - Mar 07, 2007 12:34:55 pm PST #5699 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Of course, I just clicked through, and now I'm even more offended by someone calling Prince a "one-hit has-been." Are you kidding me with that??
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 12:34:58 pm PST #5700 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"I'm in yr halftime show, gaying yr kidz."
Laura - Mar 07, 2007 12:35:55 pm PST #5701 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Why does this person think Prince is gay?
My sons also insist that Prince is gay, as is Justin Timberlake, and a long list of other people. I think the main thing might be not liking the music. When I ask why do you think he's gay, I get the teen boy @@ "well everyone knows" answer.
sarameg - Mar 07, 2007 12:37:18 pm PST #5702 of 10001
Well, according to one letter, he's a "former penist" whatever that is.