“I went to the market to buy some potatoes, and that’s where the bomb was. But this bomb was covered in dirt, and I put it in water and got all dirt off. And then I realized, ‘It’s a bomb!’”

I hear my Mimi saying this (complete with mixing up "granade" with "bomb"), and it makes me laugh and laugh.

Imagine that in a potato gun.

I was just thinking about that. My step-dad's broke. He was torn up over it, so mom's friend gave him a marshmellow blow gun. Less boom, more ow.

Daisy Jane! They've got a caviar bar in the Ferry Building. You can get a variety of caviars in a variety of ways and a glass of champagne. It's a very deluxe experience.

Ok!

Of course, I just clicked through, and now I'm even more offended by someone calling Prince a "one-hit has-been." Are you kidding me with that??

"I'm in yr halftime show, gaying yr kidz."

Why does this person think Prince is gay?

My sons also insist that Prince is gay, as is Justin Timberlake, and a long list of other people. I think the main thing might be not liking the music. When I ask why do you think he's gay, I get the teen boy @@ "well everyone knows" answer.

Well, according to one letter, he's a "former penist" whatever that is.

Wait! This one's better, because I think it's intentionally funny

I find it highly unacceptable to have a family watching a sporting event only to find Prince stroking, manipulating, and fondleing his guitar behind the curtain. This image only made him extremely large which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to perform this evening.

Prince letter: Hahahahahahahhahahahhahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahhh....

Heh.

Dude. Prince gets more pussy than Purina.

Justin too, I have no doubt.

Dude. Prince gets more pussy than Purina.

Yeah. Back when he'd hang out at his (or his bodyguard's) club, he'd just sit up on his balcony overlooking the dance floor and point out a sexy woman and his assistant would go get the woman and bring her up to Prince's office. I'm told this usually worked.

I can see why a casual observer might look at Prince and go "gay?" though. He's a tiny man who wears a lot of makeup and purple velvet.

This image only made him extremely large which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to perform this evening.

Ha!