Wait! This one's better, because I think it's intentionally funny
I find it highly unacceptable to have a family watching a sporting event only to find Prince stroking, manipulating, and fondleing his guitar behind the curtain. This image only made him extremely large which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to perform this evening.
Prince letter: Hahahahahahahhahahahhahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ahhh....
Heh.
Dude. Prince gets more pussy than Purina.
Justin too, I have no doubt.
Dude. Prince gets more pussy than Purina.
Yeah. Back when he'd hang out at his (or his bodyguard's) club, he'd just sit up on his balcony overlooking the dance floor and point out a sexy woman and his assistant would go get the woman and bring her up to Prince's office. I'm told this usually worked.
I can see why a casual observer might look at Prince and go "gay?" though. He's a tiny man who wears a lot of makeup and purple velvet.
This image only made him extremely large which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to perform this evening.
Ha!
Back when he'd hang out at his (or his bodyguard's) club, he'd just sit up on his balcony overlooking the dance floor and point out a sexy woman and his assistant would go get the woman and bring her up to Prince's office. I'm told this usually worked.
Dude, I'm Prissy McPrudeypants, and, seriously? This
totally
would have worked on me. I'd've been grumpy about the lack of formal wooing, but not grumpy enough to turn down Prince.
Not that I ever would've come close to pinging his radar, but, you know, in the purely theoretical universe that exists only in my mind.
My sons also insist that Prince is gay, as is Justin Timberlake, and a long list of other people. I think the main thing might be not liking the music. When I ask why do you think he's gay, I get the teen boy @@ "well everyone knows" answer.
My brother once said to me, "I don't wear purple shirts because purple is gay, and I don't wear red shirts either because red is too close to purple." In other words, for some males, staking out their personal claim to heterosexuality involves putting up a lot of seemingly unnecessary barriers against gayness.
When Prince makes you feel small, you're small indeed.
In other words, for some males, staking out their personal claim to heterosexuality involves putting up a lot of seemingly unnecessary barriers against gayness.
We're back to gay cooties.