She just... she just did the math.

Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'


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Strega - Mar 07, 2007 12:37:28 pm PST #5703 of 10001

Wait! This one's better, because I think it's intentionally funny

I find it highly unacceptable to have a family watching a sporting event only to find Prince stroking, manipulating, and fondleing his guitar behind the curtain. This image only made him extremely large which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to perform this evening.


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 12:37:32 pm PST #5704 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Prince letter: Hahahahahahahhahahahhahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahhh....

Heh.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 12:37:58 pm PST #5705 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude. Prince gets more pussy than Purina.

Justin too, I have no doubt.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 12:40:29 pm PST #5706 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dude. Prince gets more pussy than Purina.

Yeah. Back when he'd hang out at his (or his bodyguard's) club, he'd just sit up on his balcony overlooking the dance floor and point out a sexy woman and his assistant would go get the woman and bring her up to Prince's office. I'm told this usually worked.


Jesse - Mar 07, 2007 12:42:02 pm PST #5707 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can see why a casual observer might look at Prince and go "gay?" though. He's a tiny man who wears a lot of makeup and purple velvet.

This image only made him extremely large which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to perform this evening.

Ha!


JZ - Mar 07, 2007 12:44:24 pm PST #5708 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Back when he'd hang out at his (or his bodyguard's) club, he'd just sit up on his balcony overlooking the dance floor and point out a sexy woman and his assistant would go get the woman and bring her up to Prince's office. I'm told this usually worked.

Dude, I'm Prissy McPrudeypants, and, seriously? This totally would have worked on me. I'd've been grumpy about the lack of formal wooing, but not grumpy enough to turn down Prince.

Not that I ever would've come close to pinging his radar, but, you know, in the purely theoretical universe that exists only in my mind.


Burrell - Mar 07, 2007 12:45:19 pm PST #5709 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My sons also insist that Prince is gay, as is Justin Timberlake, and a long list of other people. I think the main thing might be not liking the music. When I ask why do you think he's gay, I get the teen boy @@ "well everyone knows" answer.

My brother once said to me, "I don't wear purple shirts because purple is gay, and I don't wear red shirts either because red is too close to purple." In other words, for some males, staking out their personal claim to heterosexuality involves putting up a lot of seemingly unnecessary barriers against gayness.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2007 12:45:29 pm PST #5710 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When Prince makes you feel small, you're small indeed.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 12:46:09 pm PST #5711 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In other words, for some males, staking out their personal claim to heterosexuality involves putting up a lot of seemingly unnecessary barriers against gayness.

We're back to gay cooties.


Jesse - Mar 07, 2007 12:46:51 pm PST #5712 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(no homo)