Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 12:23:00 pm PST #5690 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Has anyone here ever had foie gras? Is it tasty? or just desired because of its exclusive reputation?

Very tasty. Have you never had liverwurst? It's fancy, gussied up goose liverwurst.

Daisy Jane! They've got a caviar bar in the Ferry Building. You can get a variety of caviars in a variety of ways and a glass of champagne. It's a very deluxe experience.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2007 12:26:15 pm PST #5691 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What application?

Baking mostly, perhaps sweetening drinks such as lemonade (don't sweeten much else).

From poking around, it seems clear that you have to alter the amount of liquids in the recipe to compensate for it being fluid. But what does using agave mean for the standard "beat sugar and butter until light and fluffy" step? Does the agave get combined with the liquids? Or is there any point in beating its non-crystallised self with the butter?


Strega - Mar 07, 2007 12:29:51 pm PST #5692 of 10001

The Smoking Gun put up some of the complaint letters sent to the FCC about the Superbowl.

It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phalic symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and would preffer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

All very much [sic].

The closing is great, but I think my favorite part is "below-midriff section."

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Jesse - Mar 07, 2007 12:32:16 pm PST #5693 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That... that can't actually be serious, can it?


Jessica - Mar 07, 2007 12:32:42 pm PST #5694 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

Dude. People can be SO DUMB.


shrift - Mar 07, 2007 12:33:02 pm PST #5695 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Gay cooties in the television broadcast system! Oh noes!


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 12:33:14 pm PST #5696 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My favorite part is "One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay."

OK, that's actually very sad, but still my favorite part.

Why does this person think Prince is gay? Is it that "If he's weird and an entertainer, he must be gay" thing?


Laura - Mar 07, 2007 12:33:28 pm PST #5697 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Guess my boys will escape turning gay since they refused to watch the Prince half-time show with me. I did crank it really loud though, so maybe they will catch a bit of teh gay.


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 12:33:49 pm PST #5698 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

“I went to the market to buy some potatoes, and that’s where the bomb was. But this bomb was covered in dirt, and I put it in water and got all dirt off. And then I realized, ‘It’s a bomb!’”

I hear my Mimi saying this (complete with mixing up "granade" with "bomb"), and it makes me laugh and laugh.

Imagine that in a potato gun.

I was just thinking about that. My step-dad's broke. He was torn up over it, so mom's friend gave him a marshmellow blow gun. Less boom, more ow.

Daisy Jane! They've got a caviar bar in the Ferry Building. You can get a variety of caviars in a variety of ways and a glass of champagne. It's a very deluxe experience.

Ok!


Jesse - Mar 07, 2007 12:34:55 pm PST #5699 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Of course, I just clicked through, and now I'm even more offended by someone calling Prince a "one-hit has-been." Are you kidding me with that??