Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.

'Objects In Space'


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Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 10:29:59 am PST #5640 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I thought the pilot was with Hugh Laurie!

IZZARD!?! I think this is what those SPN folks call failing.


Ailleann - Mar 07, 2007 10:30:07 am PST #5641 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

In which he could have been way funnier, I think... (or at least spoken up a bit more...)

Ditto to Hugh Laurie in the series 1 pilot.


Dana - Mar 07, 2007 10:31:07 am PST #5642 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I thought the pilot was with Hugh Laurie!

I'm telling you, it's a secret episode! The set is different and everything.


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 10:31:49 am PST #5643 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm mostly happy just to see him.


Jessica - Mar 07, 2007 10:33:47 am PST #5644 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

For some reason, not all restaurants have complied....

Very few, in fact. And the inspectors have been looking the other way because they have better things to do with their time than worry about whether or not 4-star restaurants are serving freaking FOIS GRAS.

There's some effort being made to push the same ban through in NYC, but it'll never happen. Too easy for reporters to go out to Long Island duck farms and watch the ducks race each other to the feeding tube for the "but it looks icky therefore it must be cruel!" crowd to have much of a voice.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 10:37:09 am PST #5645 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's some effort being made to push the same ban through in NYC, but it'll never happen. Too easy for reporters to go out to Long Island duck farms and watch the ducks race each other to the feeding tube for the "but it looks icky therefore it must be cruel!" crowd to have much of a voice.

So they're not force-fed?


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 10:41:02 am PST #5646 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So they're not force-fed?

They have a feeding tube that runs the food straight to the stomach, but apparently the geese and ducks are food tube sluts.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 10:42:28 am PST #5647 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Has anyone here ever had foie gras? Is it tasty? or just desired because of its exclusive reputation?


Jessica - Mar 07, 2007 10:43:11 am PST #5648 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So they're not force-fed?

In the sense that the farmer sticks a tube down their throat and pumps grain in, yes. In the sense that it bothers the ducks/geese in any way, not really. It looks unbelievably painful because for a human throat, it would be, but for a bird, nsm.

Fois gras is an easy target because it's a luxury item (like lobster), and opposition to it has much more to do with that -- it's expensive and high profile, and easy to ask people to give it up since the vast majority of Americans never eat it anyway -- than with the way it's produced. Compared to an average grocery store chicken, fois gras ducks and geese are positively pampered. (But PETA can't ask cities to ban factory-farmed chicken, because then everyone would have to sacrifice.)

[eta: And yes, it's very, very tasty. Best in moderation IMO, because it's superrich -- those huge slabs you see on Iron Chef would be more than I could probably handle -- but very yummy when done right.]


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 10:44:02 am PST #5649 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have. Buttery and pretty darn tasty.