Where would you report a place for food poisoning, anyway?
The Department of Health? Um... assuming there is such a thing....
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tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 6:58:16 am PST #5508 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2007 7:02:22 am PST #5509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gud, I think that might be a spoiler, so I'm going to edit your post to whitefont it in case you're not around anymore.
Aims - Mar 07, 2007 7:03:58 am PST #5510 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
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shrift - Mar 07, 2007 7:05:41 am PST #5511 of 10001
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The Department of Health?
Heh. I asked because I Googled and results were inconclusive. Hmm... aha: [link]
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 7:07:32 am PST #5512 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh. I asked because I Googled and results were inconclusive. Hmm... aha: [link]
I was looking in the same area. There's this: [link]
The City of Chicago's 311 Service Request Hotline is the preferred method for residents and visitors to register complaints. However, you may also call (312) 747-FOOD (3663) to talk with a Food Protection representative. Please have ready as much information as possible when calling to report a complaint. You will be asked to provide as much as three days of food consumption history when reporting a suspected food-borne illness.
Bah. That seems like too much work. I'm supposed to remember what I ate for the last three days?
Miracleman - Mar 07, 2007 7:09:06 am PST #5513 of 10001
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lisah - Mar 07, 2007 7:12:26 am PST #5514 of 10001
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Bah. That seems like too much work. I'm supposed to remember what I ate for the last three days?
Well, I think it's kind of hard to pinpoint the source of what someone thinks caused food poisoning-like symptoms. And, while food poisoning generally hits pretty fast after you eat the bad thing it may not manifest for a couple of days.
(Of course, I remember practically every meal I've ever eaten so 3 days of food history seems like nothing to me.)
Kathy A - Mar 07, 2007 7:14:55 am PST #5515 of 10001
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I'm a little freaked because my brain clicked in last night and started obsessing over the status of my car's registration--I didn't remember if I had renewed it yet. Then, I forgot about it until I was in the car coming to work, and when I got out and looked at my sticker, yep, it had expired last November!!! So, I'm heading over to the DMV to get that renewed (without paperwork--I have no clue where that's at), as well as finally get my driver's license updated with my new address.
Fred Pete - Mar 07, 2007 7:15:14 am PST #5516 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
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tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 7:16:27 am PST #5517 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, I think it's kind of hard to pinpoint the source of what someone thinks caused food poisoning-like symptoms. And, while food poisoning generally hits pretty fast after you eat the bad thing it may not manifest for a couple of days.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I was thinking someone could call up and say, "I think I got food poisoning from this place, but I'm not sure." And then if one particular place generated a lot of "I think I got food poisoning there" complaints, they would investigate. But the more I think about it, the more I think Chicago's not gonna work that way.