Gud, I think that might be a spoiler, so I'm going to edit your post to whitefont it in case you're not around anymore.

F, C, M: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon.

F-Clooney, C-Pitt, M-Damon

F, C, M: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr.

M-Dean, F-Sammy, C-Frank

The Department of Health?

Heh. I asked because I Googled and results were inconclusive. Hmm... aha: [link]

Heh. I asked because I Googled and results were inconclusive. Hmm... aha: [link]

[link]

I was looking in the same area. There's this: [link]

The City of Chicago's 311 Service Request Hotline is the preferred method for residents and visitors to register complaints. However, you may also call (312) 747-FOOD (3663) to talk with a Food Protection representative. Please have ready as much information as possible when calling to report a complaint. You will be asked to provide as much as three days of food consumption history when reporting a suspected food-borne illness.

Bah. That seems like too much work. I'm supposed to remember what I ate for the last three days?

I just received a spam with the subject line, "Terrorists don't call their union to negotiate before they attack."

"So, we plant the device *here*, and then the getaway car will be..."

"Freeze! FBI!"

"Wh--? The hell? Billy, call my rep."

Bah. That seems like too much work. I'm supposed to remember what I ate for the last three days?

Well, I think it's kind of hard to pinpoint the source of what someone thinks caused food poisoning-like symptoms. And, while food poisoning generally hits pretty fast after you eat the bad thing it may not manifest for a couple of days.

(Of course, I remember practically every meal I've ever eaten so 3 days of food history seems like nothing to me.)

I'm a little freaked because my brain clicked in last night and started obsessing over the status of my car's registration--I didn't remember if I had renewed it yet. Then, I forgot about it until I was in the car coming to work, and when I got out and looked at my sticker, yep, it had expired last November!!! So, I'm heading over to the DMV to get that renewed (without paperwork--I have no clue where that's at), as well as finally get my driver's license updated with my new address.

F, C, M: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr.

M Davis, F Martin, C Sinatra

Well, I think it's kind of hard to pinpoint the source of what someone thinks caused food poisoning-like symptoms. And, while food poisoning generally hits pretty fast after you eat the bad thing it may not manifest for a couple of days.

Yeah, that makes sense.

I was thinking someone could call up and say, "I think I got food poisoning from this place, but I'm not sure." And then if one particular place generated a lot of "I think I got food poisoning there" complaints, they would investigate. But the more I think about it, the more I think Chicago's not gonna work that way.

I was in the lunch room heating up my miso soup, and in the vending machine, I saw Hostess Lucky Puffs. They're Sno Balls in a shade of virulent green. Ew. Happy St. Pat's.