Angel: Is that what you think you are--a hero? Spike: Saved the world didn't I? Angel: Once. Talk to me after you've done it a couple more times.

'Destiny'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 6:48:30 am PST #5501 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

F, C, M: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr.

Is Sammy Davis Jr. straight in this scenario?


Dana - Mar 07, 2007 6:49:47 am PST #5502 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Is Sammy Davis Jr. straight in this scenario?

He's whatever orientation you need him to be, as are the others. There are no rules for Rat Pack FCM.


Nutty - Mar 07, 2007 6:49:54 am PST #5503 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

If I F Sammy, do I get to also play with his eyeball? Because, I think eyeballs are cool, and some effing might be a reasonable tax for the option of playing with somebody's eyeball, but it's not enough reason to marry the guy.

Sinatra is a chuck, since I'm not sure he was actually a nice guy. I'd marry the teddy bear, Dean Martin.


Tom Scola - Mar 07, 2007 6:50:04 am PST #5504 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I just received a spam with the subject line, "Terrorists don't call their union to negotiate before they attack."


lisah - Mar 07, 2007 6:55:07 am PST #5505 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Interestingly, I too would chuck Pitt; but I'd have to think hard about Damon and Clooney. Actually, you know, no I wouldn't -- I would marry Damon, since he actually seems, you know, to want to be married to anybody; and then keep Clooney around for the fortnightly booty calls.

I am Nutty about this.

but not about the eyeball playing thing.

ew


juliana - Mar 07, 2007 6:56:42 am PST #5506 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

F,C,M: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon.

Interestingly, I too would chuck Pitt; but I'd have to think hard about Damon and Clooney. Actually, you know, no I wouldn't -- I would marry Damon, since he actually seems, you know, to want to be married to anybody; and then keep Clooney around for the fortnightly booty calls.

Exactly. I loves me some Clooney, and I'd love to have him as an ex-boyfriend/booty call, but the man is very forthright about his lack of commitment.

F, C, M: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr.

M Dean-o, not sure about the other 2.


shrift - Mar 07, 2007 6:56:46 am PST #5507 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Hmm... I wonder if I should report this place?

Where would you report a place for food poisoning, anyway?


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 6:58:16 am PST #5508 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Where would you report a place for food poisoning, anyway?

The Department of Health? Um... assuming there is such a thing....


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2007 7:02:22 am PST #5509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gud, I think that might be a spoiler, so I'm going to edit your post to whitefont it in case you're not around anymore.


Aims - Mar 07, 2007 7:03:58 am PST #5510 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

F, C, M: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon.

F-Clooney, C-Pitt, M-Damon

F, C, M: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr.

M-Dean, F-Sammy, C-Frank