Bwah! I'm not sure if Bush likes any of the current crop of contenders.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Mar 05, 2007 11:12:31 am PST #5163 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 11:17:04 am PST #5164 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Let's say perhaps someone that wants to run for president in 2008?
OBAMA!
Darth Vader!!
Kathy A - Mar 05, 2007 11:19:54 am PST #5165 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The Penguin, so Jon Stewart doesn't have to change his impersonation.
JZ - Mar 05, 2007 12:05:12 pm PST #5166 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ow. Kathy, you just made me snorfle instant oatmeal up my nose.
Gudanov - Mar 05, 2007 12:08:59 pm PST #5167 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Maybe they should just freeze him in an undisclosed location until he's needed. They could just thaw him out every once and a while to tell the press that, frankly, things are going quite well in Iraq.
Jesse - Mar 05, 2007 12:12:05 pm PST #5168 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I kind of thought that's what happens now?
It's apparently snowing here. WTF? It was like 100 degrees on Saturday!
Gudanov - Mar 05, 2007 12:21:44 pm PST #5169 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I kind of thought that's what happens now?
Yeah, I guess the mistake was thawing him out long enough for that trip.
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 12:22:55 pm PST #5170 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, I guess the mistake was thawing him out long enough for that trip.
Yeah, someone left him inside Air Force Two, which was parked in the sun with the windows closed....
bon bon - Mar 05, 2007 12:32:04 pm PST #5171 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It's apparently snowing here. WTF? It was like 100 degrees on Saturday!
A hundred wha? It was so cold by the end of the day. Anyhoo, this happened at work today: I went to a meeting in another office two floors up and looked out the window and it was snowing like whoa and I said, "holy crap, it was not snowing when I was in my office two minutes ago!" and the other person made a joke about them having an apocalypse on just one floor ha-ha.
Then like an hour later someone from down the hall walks into my office and looks out the window and says "holy crap it was not snowing when I was in my office two seconds ago!" and for a second I totally thought they overheard me in the other office but no, the weather has been just that weird.
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 12:49:26 pm PST #5172 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This made me happy:
The Weekly World Inquisitor is reporting the disturbing news that crop-circle creating aliens are boycotting certain fields because of fears of GM contamination. According to the Inquisitor, a scientist with the unlikely name of Buck Uranus has compiled "a major survey of crop circles created over the past five years and says he has not found a single example left in fields containing GM crops."
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Come on -- how can you not trust Uranus, who regularly channels messages from alien beings, when he says that one shape-shifting lizard told him: "Just imagine -- we accidentally pick up a few seeds on our undercarriage and take them home without knowing. They could spread like wildfire then and we'd end up paying Monsanto an annual fee just to grow flooble beans on our own planet. Madness."
Indeed.