This made me happy:
The Weekly World Inquisitor is reporting the disturbing news that crop-circle creating aliens are boycotting certain fields because of fears of GM contamination. According to the Inquisitor, a scientist with the unlikely name of Buck Uranus has compiled "a major survey of crop circles created over the past five years and says he has not found a single example left in fields containing GM crops."
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Come on -- how can you not trust Uranus, who regularly channels messages from alien beings, when he says that one shape-shifting lizard told him: "Just imagine -- we accidentally pick up a few seeds on our undercarriage and take them home without knowing. They could spread like wildfire then and we'd end up paying Monsanto an annual fee just to grow flooble beans on our own planet. Madness."
Indeed.