The Person Formerly Known as Amy Player: real serious mental illness crazy.
Yeah, as I kept reading, I could only think -- "Good luck with that gender reassignment thing. Um, just so you know, they do make you go through a psych evaluation. Not that you should worry about that or anything. Nutter."
I hope he/she does whatever he/she needs to do to live a happy and sane life.
That LJ post, however, is still comedy gold.
Sue, Megan, something we should know?
Har! We do need more pirates, but I don't really think their sexual orientation matters. Straight or not, bring your eyepatch!
So, you want us to believe you're neither a pirate nor a lesbian? Likely story.
I just spent ten minutes setting up my 401K situation. Somehow that doesn't seem like long enough! But I can change any part of it whenever.
So, you want us to believe you're neither a pirate nor a lesbian? Likely story.
Arrrrrr... No really, I'm neither. I know some lesbians and I've been chased by pirates. Does that make it better?
I've been chased by pirates.
Whoa. You Canadians have been holding out on some of the more exciting aspects of your lives, that's for sure.
Video of drunk-ass squirrel: [link]
It ate too much fermented pumpkin. It kept on trying to climb a tree but it'd just fall down. Then it chased its tail in circles.
Me too. Testing things on the world's slowest computer is no fun.
We could destroy the world. Or write Sports Night fic.
Oh, right, the thing that's due in ten days.
...crap.