So, you want us to believe you're neither a pirate nor a lesbian? Likely story.
I just spent ten minutes setting up my 401K situation. Somehow that doesn't seem like long enough! But I can change any part of it whenever.
Yeah... That went well.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 05, 2007 9:43:38 am PST #5146 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sue - Mar 05, 2007 9:46:49 am PST #5147 of 10001
hip deep in pie
So, you want us to believe you're neither a pirate nor a lesbian? Likely story.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 05, 2007 9:52:16 am PST #5148 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I've been chased by pirates.
Whoa. You Canadians have been holding out on some of the more exciting aspects of your lives, that's for sure.
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 9:54:02 am PST #5149 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Video of drunk-ass squirrel: [link]
It ate too much fermented pumpkin. It kept on trying to climb a tree but it'd just fall down. Then it chased its tail in circles.
shrift - Mar 05, 2007 10:16:43 am PST #5150 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Bored now.
Dana - Mar 05, 2007 10:19:40 am PST #5151 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Me too. Testing things on the world's slowest computer is no fun.
We could destroy the world. Or write Sports Night fic.
shrift - Mar 05, 2007 10:21:04 am PST #5152 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, right, the thing that's due in ten days.
...crap.
Allyson - Mar 05, 2007 10:21:54 am PST #5153 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
One of the physicists in my group was immortalized in this exchange between Jim Carrey and Conan O'Brien (i think recently).
The paper they're riffing on is
ETA: Link went kablooey.
sarameg - Mar 05, 2007 10:32:42 am PST #5154 of 10001
Sometimes I break my socialization. Coworker came by to let me know he's retiring, for real, this time. I congratulated and inquired about future plans and whatnot. What I did not say: "you'll be missed." Which he will, even by me (he was my boss for a while.)
But it just flat out didn't cross my mind to say that.
DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 10:33:59 am PST #5155 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But it just flat out didn't cross my mind to say that.
I bet he's crying in the bathroom right now.