So, you want us to believe you're neither a pirate nor a lesbian? Likely story.
I just spent ten minutes setting up my 401K situation. Somehow that doesn't seem like long enough! But I can change any part of it whenever.
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.
'Serenity'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 05, 2007 9:43:38 am PST #5146 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sue - Mar 05, 2007 9:46:49 am PST #5147 of 10001
hip deep in pie
So, you want us to believe you're neither a pirate nor a lesbian? Likely story.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 05, 2007 9:52:16 am PST #5148 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I've been chased by pirates.
Whoa. You Canadians have been holding out on some of the more exciting aspects of your lives, that's for sure.
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 9:54:02 am PST #5149 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Video of drunk-ass squirrel: [link]
It ate too much fermented pumpkin. It kept on trying to climb a tree but it'd just fall down. Then it chased its tail in circles.
shrift - Mar 05, 2007 10:16:43 am PST #5150 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Bored now.
Dana - Mar 05, 2007 10:19:40 am PST #5151 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Me too. Testing things on the world's slowest computer is no fun.
We could destroy the world. Or write Sports Night fic.
shrift - Mar 05, 2007 10:21:04 am PST #5152 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, right, the thing that's due in ten days.
...crap.
Allyson - Mar 05, 2007 10:21:54 am PST #5153 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
One of the physicists in my group was immortalized in this exchange between Jim Carrey and Conan O'Brien (i think recently).
The paper they're riffing on is
ETA: Link went kablooey.
sarameg - Mar 05, 2007 10:32:42 am PST #5154 of 10001
Sometimes I break my socialization. Coworker came by to let me know he's retiring, for real, this time. I congratulated and inquired about future plans and whatnot. What I did not say: "you'll be missed." Which he will, even by me (he was my boss for a while.)
But it just flat out didn't cross my mind to say that.
DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 10:33:59 am PST #5155 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But it just flat out didn't cross my mind to say that.
I bet he's crying in the bathroom right now.