So, you want us to believe you're neither a pirate nor a lesbian? Likely story.
This must be what going mad feels like.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Mar 05, 2007 9:46:49 am PST #5147 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Frankenbuddha - Mar 05, 2007 9:52:16 am PST #5148 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I've been chased by pirates.
Whoa. You Canadians have been holding out on some of the more exciting aspects of your lives, that's for sure.
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 9:54:02 am PST #5149 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Video of drunk-ass squirrel: [link]
It ate too much fermented pumpkin. It kept on trying to climb a tree but it'd just fall down. Then it chased its tail in circles.
shrift - Mar 05, 2007 10:16:43 am PST #5150 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Bored now.
Dana - Mar 05, 2007 10:19:40 am PST #5151 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Me too. Testing things on the world's slowest computer is no fun.
We could destroy the world. Or write Sports Night fic.
shrift - Mar 05, 2007 10:21:04 am PST #5152 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, right, the thing that's due in ten days.
...crap.
Allyson - Mar 05, 2007 10:21:54 am PST #5153 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
One of the physicists in my group was immortalized in this exchange between Jim Carrey and Conan O'Brien (i think recently).
The paper they're riffing on is
ETA: Link went kablooey.
sarameg - Mar 05, 2007 10:32:42 am PST #5154 of 10001
Sometimes I break my socialization. Coworker came by to let me know he's retiring, for real, this time. I congratulated and inquired about future plans and whatnot. What I did not say: "you'll be missed." Which he will, even by me (he was my boss for a while.)
But it just flat out didn't cross my mind to say that.
DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 10:33:59 am PST #5155 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But it just flat out didn't cross my mind to say that.
I bet he's crying in the bathroom right now.
Kathy A - Mar 05, 2007 10:35:12 am PST #5156 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I just swapped my work chair with one that was going to be put in storage. The plus-sized woman who used it before me left the company, so they brought it over to the other larger woman in my department, but she didn't need it, so she called me. It's practically an easy chair in its comfort! My old one was starting to fall apart a bit, so I definitely did not mind trading it.
Oh, and I stumbled across a LiveJournal for library school students, so I've got something to read tonight!