Walking I get. But power walking? Why not just run for a shorter time?

Angel ,'Time Bomb'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Feb 28, 2007 8:26:08 am PST #4227 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, Blade Runner has a drawn one-sheet too.

Sue, slow jams are downtempo R&B songs, like "Let's Get it On." Or the Isley Brothers. See this track listing for the idea: [link]


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 8:30:16 am PST #4228 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd say Marvin Gaye and Barry White are good places to start. R&B to have slow sex to.


Nutty - Feb 28, 2007 8:32:11 am PST #4229 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Oh, slow jams are not at all what I thought they meant. I was stuck in my brain on "toe jam".

So... actually, it is really hard to rate those 5 things, since they are so different. Suddenly I am remembering that website that had us all choosing between two items: Bradley Whitford or Cherry Garcia Ice Cream; Pat Buchanan or depression; I can't remember the rest.

So, can you be listening to a toe jam while watching Blade Runner, with a Star Wars poster on the wall behind you, while you share Cherry Garica ice cream with Sam Shepard?

(Peanut butter is not the sort of thing one shares, especially natural peanut butter.)


bon bon - Feb 28, 2007 8:35:25 am PST #4230 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

So... actually, it is really hard to rate those 5 things, since they are so different.

You can use any categorization you like. What would be most useful against some kind of large cat, for example.

Me, I ranked it by degree of liking: I've never not liked Sam Shepherd; Slow Jams are delightful but can be tiresome in bulk; I love peanut butter but have not had good natural peanut butter; I think Blade Runner is overrated and let's not forget the Voiceover Period; cartoon movie posters are ugly.


shrift - Feb 28, 2007 8:35:48 am PST #4231 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Bradley Whitford or Cherry Garcia Ice Cream; Pat Buchanan or depression; I can't remember the rest.

I'll take Bradley Whitford and depression.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 8:36:07 am PST #4232 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

can you be listening to a toe jam while watching Blade Runner, with a Star Wars poster on the wall behind you, while you share Cherry Garica ice cream with Sam Shepard?

(Peanut butter is not the sort of thing one shares, especially natural peanut butter.)

How about licking natural peanut butter off Sam Shepard?


JZ - Feb 28, 2007 8:37:13 am PST #4233 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Blade Runner
Movie posters in cartoon style
Natural peanut butter
Sam Shepherd
Slow jams

Though, really, it's a dead heat between 2, 3 and 4.

If the list went on long enough, Miracle Whip would be down around 23,087 or so.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2007 8:38:00 am PST #4234 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How about licking natural peanut butter off Sam Shepard?

Sub-optimal for me.


Nutty - Feb 28, 2007 8:38:01 am PST #4235 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

...So, you're telling me that if I fed natural peanut butter to a cheetah, I would win by default?

Do I get extra points if I use just cheapo generic Jif? Because I don't think cheetahs know the difference.

I would like to see Sam Shepard fight a cheetah. Maybe he would just squint at it and it would fall over ded.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2007 8:38:51 am PST #4236 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

...So, you're telling me that if I fed natural peanut butter to a cheetah, I would win by default?

Or if the cheetah had a peanut allergy.