You could feed the cheetah the peanut butter that had the food poisoning in it, and keep the good stuff for yourself.
Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.
'Ariel'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Feb 28, 2007 8:41:50 am PST #4237 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2007 8:42:48 am PST #4238 of 10001
What is even happening?
Sam Shepherd makes me smile my dirty smile. I can't help it. I'll take him and slow jams for the win.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2007 8:44:52 am PST #4239 of 10001
What is even happening?
Oh, no. I got my Sams mixed up. Sam Elliot makes me smile my dirty smile, but I still like Sam Shepherd.
Nutty - Feb 28, 2007 8:45:08 am PST #4240 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think, once the cheetah is licking peanut butter off your fingers, if you are non ded of the cute already, you have won the contest. Because, if he'll lick peanut butter off your fingers, he'll let you wear doll clothing, and that is that in terms of scariness.
What?
If I roll up the Star Wars poster, am I allowed to toink Sam Shepard on the head with it?
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 8:48:52 am PST #4241 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think there's gonna be steak in my near future....
Kathy A - Feb 28, 2007 8:51:10 am PST #4242 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Miracle Whip is yum.
Cashmere is wise. I find regular mayo too bland for truly great sandwiches and egg salads.
Oh, and I must squee here--I finally got up the nerve to track down a scale I can use and see how much I weigh, and I must have severly overestimated both how much I weighed when I started this diet, as well as how much I've lost on it, because I am 91.4 pounds lighter than I thought I was!!!
amych - Feb 28, 2007 8:52:14 am PST #4243 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Kathy! That's fantastic - go you!
JZ - Feb 28, 2007 8:56:36 am PST #4244 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Dude! Kathy! That's great!
Also, IIRC that's about what Emmett weighs now -- you've lost one full Emmett (the Emmett should totally be a unit of weight measurement: much more interesting than the pound, the kg, or even the stone).
lisah - Feb 28, 2007 8:58:52 am PST #4245 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I guess I'd go
Blade Runner
Natural peanut butter
Movie posters in cartoon style
Slow jams
Sam Shepherd (love his writing but heard he was a total ass to Jessica Lange from one of my old professors who used to be their neighbor...I can't get past that even if it happened years ago!)
lisah - Feb 28, 2007 8:59:59 am PST #4246 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Wow, Kathy!!! Go you!!!!