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bon bon - Feb 28, 2007 8:35:25 am PST #4230 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

So... actually, it is really hard to rate those 5 things, since they are so different.

You can use any categorization you like. What would be most useful against some kind of large cat, for example.

Me, I ranked it by degree of liking: I've never not liked Sam Shepherd; Slow Jams are delightful but can be tiresome in bulk; I love peanut butter but have not had good natural peanut butter; I think Blade Runner is overrated and let's not forget the Voiceover Period; cartoon movie posters are ugly.

shrift - Feb 28, 2007 8:35:48 am PST #4231 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Bradley Whitford or Cherry Garcia Ice Cream; Pat Buchanan or depression; I can't remember the rest.

I'll take Bradley Whitford and depression.

§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 8:36:07 am PST #4232 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

can you be listening to a toe jam while watching Blade Runner, with a Star Wars poster on the wall behind you, while you share Cherry Garica ice cream with Sam Shepard?

(Peanut butter is not the sort of thing one shares, especially natural peanut butter.)

How about licking natural peanut butter off Sam Shepard?

JZ - Feb 28, 2007 8:37:13 am PST #4233 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Blade Runner
Movie posters in cartoon style
Natural peanut butter
Sam Shepherd
Slow jams

Though, really, it's a dead heat between 2, 3 and 4.

If the list went on long enough, Miracle Whip would be down around 23,087 or so.

DavidS - Feb 28, 2007 8:38:00 am PST #4234 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How about licking natural peanut butter off Sam Shepard?

Sub-optimal for me.

Nutty - Feb 28, 2007 8:38:01 am PST #4235 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

...So, you're telling me that if I fed natural peanut butter to a cheetah, I would win by default?

Do I get extra points if I use just cheapo generic Jif? Because I don't think cheetahs know the difference.

I would like to see Sam Shepard fight a cheetah. Maybe he would just squint at it and it would fall over ded.

DavidS - Feb 28, 2007 8:38:51 am PST #4236 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

...So, you're telling me that if I fed natural peanut butter to a cheetah, I would win by default?

Or if the cheetah had a peanut allergy.

amych - Feb 28, 2007 8:41:50 am PST #4237 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You could feed the cheetah the peanut butter that had the food poisoning in it, and keep the good stuff for yourself.

Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2007 8:42:48 am PST #4238 of 10001
What is even happening?

Sam Shepherd makes me smile my dirty smile. I can't help it. I'll take him and slow jams for the win.

Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2007 8:44:52 am PST #4239 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, no. I got my Sams mixed up. Sam Elliot makes me smile my dirty smile, but I still like Sam Shepherd.

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