Best Star Wars picture evah!
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 8:21:55 am PST #4223 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2007 8:23:02 am PST #4224 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Sam Shepherd
Slow jams
Natural Peanut Butter
Movie posters in cartoon style. (E.g., Star Wars)
Blade Runner
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2007 8:24:14 am PST #4225 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
For example, your face, if you are seven months old.
That's just convenient snack storage.
We currently have: Kix, Honey Nut Cheerios, Fruit Loops (Mommy's dirty little secret) and some Rice Chex. Variety is good.
Miracle Whip is yum. Mayo is acceptable. Nutella is food of the gods.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 8:24:37 am PST #4226 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Posters like this?
Hmm. I might bump those up.
Shit. Must finish getting ready. Chicken and waffles ahoy!
bon bon - Feb 28, 2007 8:26:08 am PST #4227 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Yeah, Blade Runner has a drawn one-sheet too.
Sue, slow jams are downtempo R&B songs, like "Let's Get it On." Or the Isley Brothers. See this track listing for the idea: [link]
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 8:30:16 am PST #4228 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd say Marvin Gaye and Barry White are good places to start. R&B to have slow sex to.
Nutty - Feb 28, 2007 8:32:11 am PST #4229 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Oh, slow jams are not at all what I thought they meant. I was stuck in my brain on "toe jam".
So... actually, it is really hard to rate those 5 things, since they are so different. Suddenly I am remembering that website that had us all choosing between two items: Bradley Whitford or Cherry Garcia Ice Cream; Pat Buchanan or depression; I can't remember the rest.
So, can you be listening to a toe jam while watching Blade Runner, with a Star Wars poster on the wall behind you, while you share Cherry Garica ice cream with Sam Shepard?
(Peanut butter is not the sort of thing one shares, especially natural peanut butter.)
bon bon - Feb 28, 2007 8:35:25 am PST #4230 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
So... actually, it is really hard to rate those 5 things, since they are so different.
You can use any categorization you like. What would be most useful against some kind of large cat, for example.
Me, I ranked it by degree of liking: I've never not liked Sam Shepherd; Slow Jams are delightful but can be tiresome in bulk; I love peanut butter but have not had good natural peanut butter; I think Blade Runner is overrated and let's not forget the Voiceover Period; cartoon movie posters are ugly.
shrift - Feb 28, 2007 8:35:48 am PST #4231 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Bradley Whitford or Cherry Garcia Ice Cream; Pat Buchanan or depression; I can't remember the rest.
I'll take Bradley Whitford and depression.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 8:36:07 am PST #4232 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
can you be listening to a toe jam while watching Blade Runner, with a Star Wars poster on the wall behind you, while you share Cherry Garica ice cream with Sam Shepard?
(Peanut butter is not the sort of thing one shares, especially natural peanut butter.)
How about licking natural peanut butter off Sam Shepard?