Conservapedia's entry on the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus: [link]
Which I think is a direct copy from... someplace else. Anyway, it sounds like Conservapedia is especially vulnerable to joke/hoax entries.
It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 4:32:33 pm PST #3959 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fred Pete - Feb 26, 2007 4:39:06 pm PST #3960 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
tommyrot, either that link is bad, or my computer refuses to let me read the Conservapedia.
If it's the latter, and I suddenly disappear, you'll know I've fallen into one of those computer-runs-the-world dystopias.
tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 4:41:28 pm PST #3961 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It took a while for that page to load for me....
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 26, 2007 4:42:55 pm PST #3962 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It's probably difficult to code a website effectively if you believe higher mathematics are just liberal hooey.
Laga - Feb 26, 2007 4:46:43 pm PST #3963 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think Conservapedia's servers can't handle the extra traffic form all the people who are logging on lately for it's humor value.
brenda m - Feb 26, 2007 4:47:27 pm PST #3964 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
If your computer is blocking the wingnuttery from reaching you, I'm not sure dystopia is the word you want.
Kat - Feb 26, 2007 4:53:27 pm PST #3965 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Okay, help desperately needed!
I have the first 5 lines of a sestina. I need help with one more (the writing doesn't have to be good, it just has to be done!) The last line should be 10 syllables long and should end with a verb or a noun. HELP!
“Pull up your pants” is what I want to yell
at all the kids with their droopy-assed pants.
Who wants to see a ribbon of fabric
that peeks above the waistband on a boy
young enough to be your very own son?
Laga - Feb 26, 2007 4:55:03 pm PST #3966 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Or even worse his milky white ass crack?
billytea - Feb 26, 2007 4:56:28 pm PST #3967 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"They're all wedgies just waiting to happen."
Laga - Feb 26, 2007 4:58:03 pm PST #3968 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
O I like billytea's better.