Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Feb 26, 2007 4:39:06 pm PST #3960 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

tommyrot, either that link is bad, or my computer refuses to let me read the Conservapedia.

If it's the latter, and I suddenly disappear, you'll know I've fallen into one of those computer-runs-the-world dystopias.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 4:41:28 pm PST #3961 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It took a while for that page to load for me....


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 26, 2007 4:42:55 pm PST #3962 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It's probably difficult to code a website effectively if you believe higher mathematics are just liberal hooey.


Laga - Feb 26, 2007 4:46:43 pm PST #3963 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think Conservapedia's servers can't handle the extra traffic form all the people who are logging on lately for it's humor value.


brenda m - Feb 26, 2007 4:47:27 pm PST #3964 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

If your computer is blocking the wingnuttery from reaching you, I'm not sure dystopia is the word you want.


Kat - Feb 26, 2007 4:53:27 pm PST #3965 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay, help desperately needed!

I have the first 5 lines of a sestina. I need help with one more (the writing doesn't have to be good, it just has to be done!) The last line should be 10 syllables long and should end with a verb or a noun. HELP!

“Pull up your pants” is what I want to yell
at all the kids with their droopy-assed pants.
Who wants to see a ribbon of fabric
that peeks above the waistband on a boy
young enough to be your very own son?


Laga - Feb 26, 2007 4:55:03 pm PST #3966 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Or even worse his milky white ass crack?


billytea - Feb 26, 2007 4:56:28 pm PST #3967 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"They're all wedgies just waiting to happen."


Laga - Feb 26, 2007 4:58:03 pm PST #3968 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

O I like billytea's better.


Kat - Feb 26, 2007 5:01:13 pm PST #3969 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Those are both great!